+Interruption+

I very much felt like starting a Homestar Runner fan-fiction, even though I'm already juggling my Zelda one with all my homework. This was a spur of the moment typing of a plot that's been going through my head for two weeks without shutting up. So, I figured writing it would get it to be quiet. It's just gotten louder. I really enjoyed writing just this prolouge, and I would appreciate if anyone could correct me on punctuation or spelling, I get kinda slow sometimes. I hope at least one person can enjoy this, and I would really appreciate reviews.

Warning- Potty mouth language (deftinitly more later on) and mild slash that might get worse as the story goes on. If your worried about the slash thing, I will leave warnings in the Interruptions when something might happen, whether a small hug, kiss, or something I shouldn't say around kiddies. UPDATE: On second thought, scratch that, I'm too lazy to warn you every freaken chapter. Summary after interruption.

I do not own Homestar Runner, or basically anyone in the story. Except Mrs. Reigns.

+End Interruption+

Summary

Javier Strong, otherwise known as Strong Bad, is sucked into a vicious cycle of nightmares after being kidnapped and tortured by a serial killer. Struggling to recover, a new friend will help him regain his old self, and maybe something more.

Homestar has always had a nice life, even if his dad had skipped out on him and his mom, and he lost both of his arms in a car accident years ago. Things start changing though for his crush of the past four years, and he has to help set things right before reality spins off its top.

The Cheat lives at the park in the kiddy tunnels. Every day he reads through the newspaper, and every day he looked around town for any sign of a poster asking for people to report his whereabouts to the parents, a desperate hope burning inside of him that he denies. His friends must convince him that he needs to get help, because no matter how long he waits, and how much he prays, his parents will never start to care.

This is as it is in Heaven.

Prologue

"Today, we'll be starting a long-term project."

I once heard someone say, 'We must embrace the bad times in our life, for it is through these times we learn what truly matters.'

"I will be assigning you each a partner, and you both will be responsible, so one partner can not do all the work."

… Or some other crap like that. My time, my 'seriously-considering-suicide' time, started from a computer class assignment.

"You will be creating a website; you may choose the theme, as long as you check it over with me first. That means no porn sites Mr. Cheet. Every Friday you will present to the class updates and news on the website. You are allowed outside help, as long as they're not doing the work for you."

Then again, it did start one of the greatest websites on the internet, as far as I'm concerned. Plus, now I'll probably never have to work again. Not that I did before.

"Hopefully you'll all learn something new. Now, I'm sure you're eager to know your partners, right? Mr. Pomagran, you will be with Ms. Hellen."

It also started one of the greatest friendships I've ever had, besides The Cheat and I, of course. Maybe even something more.

"Mr. Cheet, you will be with Ms. Peterson."

… If you keep making that face, I will punch your teeth in.

"Mr. Panburry, you will be with Ms. Everett."

One thing I don't get though.

"Ms. Murrel, you will be with Mr. Turner."

Is why Mrs. Reigns paired me, with him?

"Last but not least, Mr. Runner, you will be paired with,"

Could she have known something I didn't?

"Mr. Strong."