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Full summary: Inuyasha Takahashi was the most arrogant asshole on the Earth. Then he died in a severe car accident. Now he wakes up in a way to fluffy white place, with a crazy married couple, a fiery angel, the man (or woman based on other religions) from upstairs. WHAT IN THE BLOODY FLUFFERNUGGETS HAPPENED HERE?! This is pure madness! I honestly have no idea what the hell is wrong with me!

Yasha-Bae's POV

Well I better get this over with, before my lovely angel wife tries to cut me up with the butcher knife again...

My name is Inuyasha Takahashi and this is the story of how I died, and then met a real angel.

When I was alive most people had called me a huge douchebagg, asshole, shithead, and so on.

And in all honesty, it was all true.

This is also how I learned how to care.

The day I died had started out pretty normal.

Now let's take a look at how I used to be.

Be careful.

Inuyasha's POV

Today was just like any other day, except for a few things.

Like the dead black spider I found in my bed when I woke up, for example.

I dumped my last girlfriend, poured my soda on her, got drunk, slept with a girl, had a hangover, drank some more, got in a bar fight, insulted the mentally disabled, got hit with trash for it, and got cussed out by a twelve year old.

I opened my apartment then slammed the door shut, and throwing myself down on the couch after throwing my long sexy sleek black hair in a low ponytail.

I always did have a way with the ladies, with my unusual violet eyes and long black hair that hung like a curtain.

I may be human but I'm called a demon in bed.

In my opinion I got off better in life then most of the people I knew in high school.

Sure some of them were rich but they had a huge house filled to the brim with brats.

Kaguya, a girl I dated once ended up becoming a prostitute.

Sounga, a real prink ended up falling in crippling debt.

And so on and so forth.

My brother ended up getting married but he and his missus died in a bank robbery.

My parents were already dead, mom died at birth, dad died from grief two years later.

I hadn't realized that during the day I had repeatedly scratched my hand before I saw it had a small bite mark on it and I thought back to the dead spider.

I decided maybe going for a walk could clear my mind.

I left my apartment and started walking.

I usually don't bother with looking before crossing a street so I just kept on walking.

Next thing I knew I heard someone yelling, screeching tires, and the air being sucked from my lungs.

I now knew what getting hit by a bus felt like, and what having scrap metal and rocks from the road embedded in my skin felt like.

It hurt like a bitch.

Then I saw black.

*beep, beep, beep*

That's what I heard before I saw a real bright light and heard a long unending beep.

When I woke up I noticed I was on the ground laying on my back.

I rubbed my head with my hand, then realized something longer than my nails.

What the fucking frick?!

My nails look like a dogs fucking claws!

" Ahem, can you please get up? You're crushing my wings." Came a voice from under me.

Only then did I realize that I was on top of someone.

I quickly jumped up and turned around to a petite raven haired girl with brown eyes wearing a long flowing white dress and had huge boo-I mean wings.

Wait... WINGS?!

I looked all around me and saw a huge place that was way to white.

I ran my hand through my midnight tresses and pulling them to my face, only to see that they weren't black.

They were SILVER.

What am I old? Have I aged a lot?

" Quick questions one; where the hell am I? two; who the fuck are you? and three; WHY IS IT SO FRICKING WHITE HERE?!" I asked the last part in a yell.

" Answers one; were in Heaven, two; My names Kagome and I'm an angel three; it's because white is a pure color." She said.

" Oh, ok." I said and walked away.

*TWO SECONDS LATER*

" Wait, HEAVEN?!" I screamed at her.

She nodded.

" Obviously you had enough purity in your soul despite your bad attitude and the way you lived life, otherwise you would have went to Hell." She said and grabbed my hand then took off, me screaming all the way.

When we landed I was wide eyed and her wings folded themselves strait to her back.

Cool.

She started walking while muttering something under her breath.

Next thing I knew something blinded me and burned the top of my head.

I screamed from the pain and then I saw black again.

Wow what a wonderful day.

TBC

Well that's it for this chapter! I hope you people like it!

By the way my birthday is in... hang on lemme check the calendar...done! Nineteen days til my birthday!

I'm so excited!

-Always,

FireHanyou13-