Title: Dean's Greatest Kill
Author: Karmyn
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean finally hunts down his greatest enemy.
Disclaimer: Dean is not mine. Yes, I'm disappointed, too.
Characters: Dean, OFC, other
A/N: HellsThreat on Twitter was depressed and since I couldn't give him a back rub, I decided to tell him a funny story. This is not meant to be taken seriously. It was done for a laugh and I was dared to post it. So enjoy and I hope it makes you laugh.
Once upon a time there was this guy named Dean.. A very handsome man. He had one goal in life. Kill the damn teddy bear.
And not just any bear. The super evil fabric softener teddy bear. Dean had no use for fabric softener. Or evil teddy bears.
So Dean spent time tracking the bear. He found people who had been driven insane by the bear. For it was a very evil bear.
These people needed his help. So he helped them as best he could. He helped the men by giving them beer.
The women he helped in ways that can't be detailed here as this is a PG rated story. But it was fun and sometimes he got pie.
Because Dean loved pie. When he was done killing the fabric softener teddy bear, he was going to celebrate with beer and pie.
One day he found a woman who had been attacked by the bear and managed to trap it. Finally, he was going to kill the damn bear.
The woman, who was very beautiful and buxom, had chained the bear in her kitchen. It was chained to a chair.
Dean wasn't quite sure exactly how to kill the bear, so he started with Holy Water. The bear's fur began to smoke
This made the bear very angry, but the chains were too tight. So Dean then shot the bear, but only stuffing came out
Then he tried setting the bear on fire, but it was wet from the Holy Water. So he cut it into little pieces with a knife.
Then he and the hot chick buried the pieces in an iron box loaded with salt. The bear was dead! Dean was happy
Then Dean and the hot chick celebrated in the usual way with lots of pie, beer, and a bit of moaning. The bed didn't survive.
But Dean didn't mind because the bear was dead and the chick was hot and the pie was yummy. The End.