APH: The Random Series Prologue
Summary: As always, everything is disorganized and out of place, the Allies are plotting against the Axis, and the Axis are getting no where. But what happens when a new found country and her friend join the world conferences? Will her match making skills and mischievous fangirl ways be able to set the record straight? We hope so...
Rating: T for cussing but other then that the rest is up to the fans
Prologue: Ritinstonia's
My life, is sweet. I get to chill with all my buddies, bug all my enemies, beat up people that bug me and kick back with my brother. I also love to spend Some Epic, 'special time' with my sexy crush.
My bestie is Greenland, we met through my big bro Canada. He found me and took good care of me since I was little, he's also the one who can handle my Yami. When I met Greenie, I was happy that I'd be able to make new friends, but because she was so damn shy, I would get mad easily. I would usually hit her and such, once I even almost tipped the Canoe we were in to get her to talk. Eventually she became more open with me and less shy. That made my day.
Canada, being the cutie that he is, helped me adapt to the new world. He took me in and taught me things, like all about maple syrup and pancakes! He eventually gave me my independence, but even though I'm my own country, I still consider him my older brother.
His bear, Kumajiro, doesn't remember who he is, and it pisses me off sometimes. One time I whacked him so hard, that every time I'm around, he calls me "King Of Epicness" and "Ruler Of All Things Epic!" haha, serves the bear right.
My closest friends are Greenland, Italy, Germany, Romano, Prussia, Canada and England. I haven't been friends with them for long but when I'm with them, I feel like we've known each other for ages!
Greenland is like a daughter to me! I would usually make her call me dad, father or daddy since I don't think she'd like to call me "Ruler Of All Things Epic". We get along so well! But I do get pissed if someone hits on her, I bashed a vase in France's face because he attempted to seduce her. (he had her pinned to a wall and almost kissed her, that french bastard!). Me and Italy get along pretty well too! We talk about Germany, and food! And he loves to cook for me since I can't cook for crap! We can talk on and on and on about pasta and food for hours on end! He's always the first to hug me when I come over to visit. Germany and I love to train together, he's been uneasy around me and constantly blushing ever since I found out about his dirty books and videos in the far back of his closet. I hate the morning, But for him, get up pretty early just to start training with him, because in the end, he always bakes me sweets as a reward! I loves him. Romano and I are close! I love hanging out with him and it makes me happy to see that he can confide in me and trust me with all his feelings and secrets. He hates it when I hang out with Germany for some reason. We would usually sit down under a tree in his backyard and eat a basket full of tomatoes as we talk to one another, I usually put some salt on my tomatoes since I'm not used to eating them without it. Prussia and I are mostly friends/enemies/prank partners. Although I hate pulling pranks on Austria since I want to get on his good side, I only do it because it pisses Hungary off. I guess that's one thing me and Prussia agree on. That Hungary's a bitch. Her and her fucking frying pan that defies the law. Me and Prussia tend to fight and argue a lot, usually Greenland and Germany have to hold us back so that we don't scratch each others eyes out. You all know I'm tight with Canada, and last but not maybe just a little bit but not much least, Eyebrows!... I mean England! Ever since we've met the dude's been kind to me, he's a gentleman and very kind. Although he does have a temper. I love teasing him and pissing him off, it's funny seeing him angry. Oh but pirate England is such a sexy thing that my Epicness just wants to make him my bitch! He likes to be called big brother England, and he and I usually go out drinking. But Greenland usually has to drag me back home since I can't hold down my liquor.
I think it's time I tell you about how I met my sexy, Epic, and very handsome husband. Well, we met under, strange, circumstances. I saw him running past me once down the halls of the world meeting, at first I thought he was a complete and total asshole who deserved to be hung. But the second time I saw him Switzie introduced me to him, we glared at each other and fought for hours on end. Ah~ good times. I noticed that he wanted to hang out with me only to get on my nerves and piss me off. But the more he started secretly flirting with me, the more I started to love him. It took a while but we eventually started dating and soon got married, it was actually shocking to everyone.
Ah~, ever since I attended my first world meeting With Greenie, I've been having so much fun and learning about the other countries! I also have many new allies to rely on in case someone tries to start a war with me *Cough* Hungary and Belarus *Cough* I was also able to make even more friends and my trading companies have been increasing, my country has been getting more money and the tourist attraction there is simply amazing!
I should tell y'all what I think about my fellow dudes! (my Axis and Allies bitches!)
Axis:
(North) Italia!: he's adorable and huggable! And Italy! He's epic! (not my kind of epic) but epic nonetheless! He's so cute to be around and we usually draw together! oh and his desserts! *drools*
Germany: I find him Epicly sexy and delicious that I can't stand it! He's strict and man can he put up a good fight! I love having him help me out in organizing my army and navy! And I love it even more when he bakes me sweets! Lol, frilly pink apron.
Japan: he's cute! I mean we don't hang out much, but he's fun to be around, he shared his sushi with me and I love his tofu miso soup! Though, what I find odd is how he's so socially emo. He hated me at first, then pitied me, but eventually became a close friend of mine.
Romano: lol! Best dude friend! I love him! I love it even more that he let's me hug him when I really need one and let's me hold him for however long I want to. He's usually very bitchy towards dudes, but his bitchy side is jokes! Until someone *cough* Turkey *cough* attempts to bug him and such, I step up and kick some friggen ass dudes! No one messes with My Property!
Allies:
America: The Hero! Or so he calls himself that. I likes the dude and all but man he should chill and cool it with all the hero stuff. The man asked me to be his sidekick. Me!. His sidekick! I was insulted! Because sidekicks are usually short! Humph! Anyways he's very sweet and energetic but constantly smells like McDonald's and Burger King that it usually makes me hungary.
China: we hang out a lot! I usually being my cat, Joseph, to his house to hang out and play with the bamboo forest he's so fond of. And China tends to go high when he sees Joseph.
France: the damned pervert! I mean, I'm all up for romance and passion, but the bitch goes way to far! He's funny though, but still a perv.
England: lol I love him AND his fairy friends! I feel bad that other think he hallucinate and stuff, but England means well.. I mean, I forgive him for sending me to the ER room after giving me that Shepard's pie. he means well, and he can make some sexy ass tea! I do admit though, that I tend to call him bushy brows sometimes, but I can't help it! They're just.. There! In his face! Like two large and hairy caterpillars!
Russia: That bitch! As much as I love him and his cuteness, he calls me short! And everyone knows that the Epic me is not that short! That bastard! He calls me short on purpose! To call the Epic Ritinstonia short is UNFORGIVABLE!
Canada: Oh Canada is SUCH A CUTIE! I love him! But no one ever recognizes him. Not even his own damn brother! I swear! If I could switch body's with him, I'd probably beat people up until they notice him! Don't worry big brother! I'll make sure that you get noticed! I swear on my Epic ness!
Wow, now that I look back on it, I've made some stupid decisions in the past. But I don't regret them... Most of them. Heh, we really are something aren't we Greenie? overall, the decisions I've made weren't all that stupid. Like deciding on giving up on my crush, the one guy I vowed to marry someday, so that I could match him up with the love of his life. Now, seeing them together makes me happy, it just shows how epic I am. And then deciding to give that idiot a chance, who knew we'd end up getting married? I'm glad, I miss my crush, but I'll always love my hubby.
Prologue: Greenland's
My life is actually, well... awesome! I have great friends and a wonderful big brother. I also have a crush on someone but I won't tell you who,
My best friend is Ritinstonia. We met through Canada. Canada is the one that found her. And since Canada and I are really good friends, he introduced me to her. I'm really shy so she was sort of pissed off at the fact, that I was so quiet, but I eventually opened up.
My big brother is Denmark. He is the best big brother a person could have. He's protective but he is also pretty carefree. He lives to drink beer. But I've never seen him drunk before. He always tells me to leave the room when he's drinking a lot. I guess he doesn't want me to see him drunk...I wonder why. I should investigate. My brother loves to call himself the "King of Scandinavia". Norway usually hits him when he says it. My brother can also be loud, arrogant and somewhat oblivious. But he's still my big brother! And I love him!
My very best friends are Ritinstonia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, and Iceland. I've been friends with Finland, Sweden; Norway, and Iceland since I was little. Finland is so sweet and adorable. It's always fun to give him hugs! Sweden is a little awkward when you first meet him but, after you get to know him he's a very nice guy! He may look scary but he's not. He's actually very playful on the inside. Norway is pretty emotionless but he's very cute. And nice! He's also very good friends with Canada! He's very mysterious and reclusive. Even though I've known him for so long, I don't even know a lot about him. I know that he's annoyed by my brother though. Then there's Iceland. Iceland and I are pretty close. He's really cute and I love his puffin! is adorable! He's pretty reserved but once you hang out with with him he opens up a little. Like once he told be he is passionate. About what, I don't know. He never told me, no matter how much I asked. And last but certainly not least Ritinstonia. She is actually my only best friend that's a girl. No wonder I'm such a tomboy...anyways, Ritinstonia asks kinda like a father figure towards me. It's actually pretty cool. She is very protective of me. For example, once she told me that if a guy asked me out, to call her right away and she'll run right over. (to possible kill the guy...).
I suppose I should tell you how I met my husband. Well, Ritinstonia was the one that introduced me to him. When I met him, I was frozen with shock, I looked like I just saw a celebrity. But in my eyes at the time, he was a celebrity. We just basically started hanging out, and well one day he confessed to me. It was the happiest day of my life! I love him so much, I love him so much that I can't even explain how much I love him! He just so hot!
You know, going to the world meeting helped me to be less shy. I met new people, made new friends and learned about different countries. The world meetings are always so much fun! It's always funny when England and France are fighting. It's usually about randomness!
I guess I'll tell you what I think about the other countries (axis and the allies).
Well first I'll start with the axis powers.
(north) Italy: Italy is so adorable! He makes the best pasta! He is clueless at times but you learn to live with it. I live giving Italy hugs! Their always such loving hugs!
Germany: Germany is very strict and serious. But, underneath all that, he is very sensitive and sweet. I think that is a very good quality in a guy. I know someone that has a crush on him!
Japan: Japan is adorable! I love his dog pochi. But sometimes he meows so I question what he actually is. I feel bad for him sometimes because he doesn't know a lot about our western cultures, but he's learning!
Romano(south Italy): Romano is so sweet and kind. But whenever he's around men he's usually rude, but it's funny. Romano is a very good big brother to Italy! Well, when he's not yelling at him for something.
Next are the allies.
America: America is hilarious and adorable. He's trying to help be to be less shy..but I doubt it will work. America's really loud and energetic. He loves superheroes and he loves hamburgers. But I think he loves them a little to much. I just hope he doesn't get diabetes or become over weight. But I don't think it will happen since he's been watching his weight.
Canada: Canada is adorable! He's been my very good friend for along time. Canada is shy, but had a lot of good ideas at world meetings. He makes the best pancake! And his polar bear kumajiro never remembers who he is...it's sad really... I wish people would notice him. One day Canada! Don't worry!
England: England is very cute. He's nice and I love his fairybale friends! Their nice! He used to be a pirate which is really cool! He is a gentlemen and he is very sophisticated, unless you get him mad. He gets angry very easily. Which is why him and France fight so much.
France: France is a pervert! He's a nice guy, but he's a pervert...that's all I have to say about him.
China: China is so adorable! I love his culture and food! And i love his panda, shinatty-chan. it's really good that china is easy going, it makes him easy to talk to.
Russia: Russia is adorable, but he's scary. Sometimes his aura comes out and it usually eats things up and takes them who know where. Maybe another dimension. I don't really know a lot about...I haven't spent time with him yet, so I suppose I will have to spend time with him. I'm just a little wary of him.
I'm glad that I made the decisions that I did. Some of them were probably not very smart but, I got through them... Somehow. We really do make some really stupid decisions don't we Riti? But most of my decisions were pretty smart. Like deciding to date the guy I had a huge crush on for who knows how many years.