Ok here's a one shot about Gabe and Hades. Meant to be funny.R&R!
I groaned. The worst part of being ruler of the underworld was the retarded idiots who think they can tell me where to put others.
"Hey! Mr. Big-shot! I'm talking to you!" Gabe Ugliano. One of the stupidest, ugliest BLACK BLOBS in the underworld. Honestly. He's just a blob, and yet just looking at him makes me want to hurl my cookies.
"Hello! I'm talking to you!" the idiot. If only I was allowed to toss random people into Tartarus. "Look, Gabe, I don't care that you hate the guy in the cell next to you. The reason you're in the Fields of Punishment" Here I put an emphasis on those words. "Is because you need to be punished. So go back, and when your time of punishment is up, then you can return to the fields of asphodel." I sighed exasperated, as he ranted on, despite my words. "Who do you think you are? I lived a bad life, and now the after life is worse? I am tired of this punishment. I want to talk to the head here, not just you." Again, I sighed. "Gabe how many times do I have to tell you? I am the head here."
He growled. "Stop lying! I hate it when people lie!" I rolled my eyes. I stood, stepped towards him, and grabbed him. A guard handed me a rope. Wait. I didn't ask for a rope. Oh. Yeah. I do this almost everyday. He's probably used to it. I expertly tied Gabe into a ball, then was about to drag him off, when I had an idea. I whistled, and my chariot, pulled by pitch black horses, arrived at my feet. I tied a strand of rope around the pull loop on the back, tied Gabe to the other end of the rope, then hopped onto my chariot. I gave thereins a whip, and the horses flew off, dragging Gabe in the dirt. Suddenly, my son Nico, appeared in the chariot. "Hi dad, what you doing?" I laughed, and pointed behind me. "Cool. Can I see the reins?" I handed him the reins. He changes course, headed towards the river Styx. "Nico what are you doing?" I inquired, wondering if I shouldn't have given him the reins. "You'll see, dad. This thing does float, right?" Oh. Yeah. I forgot about that. "Yep. Go faster." I grinned. My son was insane, but extremely funny. We flew full force into the water, making such a wave that we capsized Charon's ferry. Watch him come complaining about that. I turned to see a rope leading into the water, and no Gabe in sight. Oh, happy day! Just then, an Iris message appeared above me. It was my brother, Zeus. "Hades, we don't usually invite you to emergency meetings, but this concerns you." Just then, a huge splash of water slammed into the message. "What are you doing?" he asked sounding furious. I gulped. He got really pissed, and it was not pretty. "Um. Spending quality time with my son?" Whatever. Just get over here." And with that, my perfect day was over. "Bye, Nico. Drag Gabe through whatever you want." He nodded. "Bye, dad." He averted his eyes, and I disappeared to Olympus.
"Well, the reason Hades is here is because now we need to prepare Tartarus… Again." Zeus began. "Yes, and the security needs to be" Athena started, but never finished because Nico, Percy Annabeth, and Thalia came bursting through the door, on my chariot, still dragging Gabe. "WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!" they screamed.
"HHAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Zeus roared. I was in for it.
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