Okay, so I know, Asahina would emotionally be scarred by the school she came from, but who cares? I'd be all like:

"Yo, Aoi, what's up?"

And she'd be all like: "Hi! I'm getting donuts!"

So then we'd walk to the donut shop, and I'd be all like,"Please, I'm fin'n to eat ALL the donuts! With me, Asahina?" and she'd be all like "YEAHHHH!"

So we'd eat all the donuts, totally taking work out of all the crap I've done to go from 120 pounds to 115. So I'd weigh like 180 pounds then. Then, Asahina and I would walk out and the worker would be like "Hey, aren't you gonna pay?" and I'd be like "Ha! Hahahaha! Wait, you take Pokebucks, right?"