I am Johnny Depp!
JPOV
I paced up and down the Black Pearl, my heels thudding against the wood, salt water spraying my face. And I was thinking. Should I tell him? Hmm… It was a great risk to my reputation. Oh, heck. I swagged up to him, near the edge of the boat. He was drinking from his grubby bottle.
"Gibbs!" I slurred, tapping him on his shoulder.
"Yes, Capt'n?"
" I have something VERY important to tell you."
"What is it, Capt'n?"
"I. Am NOT. Jack SPARROW." I felt a bit dizzy. I should stop drinking so much.
"You aren't, Capt'n?"
"NO I just SAID that!"
"Then who are you?" Wow, he didn't say Captain.
"I am Johnny Depp!" I raised my hands, like Jesus, expecting praise and awe. I received: None.
"Sure ya are, Capt'n." And Gibbs turned back around, grinning. I scowled.
"Gibbs! I'm cereal!"
Gibbs raised his eyebrows at my examination. "And who mights thus Johnny Depp be then?"
"You know! That tall handsome man! Who plays with barbies and is sexy! Im sexy!" I examined, brushing my hands up and down my body.
"Certainly, Capt'n." He agreed, and took a swig from his bottle. Pleased with this, I swaggered off to find Will. Surely HE would believe me.