Death Note Crack!
A/N: Hey guys, I'm in a weird mood, so I decided to do a crack fic! I love these, so check out Secluded, You Say? That is my ALL TIME FAVORITE one. It was hilarious.
Today at the top secret headquarters of the Catch Kira and Burn Him Alive association, Matsuda had found some sugar that Sebastian Micheallis had sold to him. He promptly gave it to Watari, who pimp slapped him as a thank you. The task force then played some twister and monopoly, which ended with Aizawa back handing a very surprised Matsuda into the table. Then, the cupcakes Watari had been making were cool enough to eat.
Immediately after taking exactly three bites, Ciel Phantomhive came in and started dancing to techno music. (From Kuroshitsuji 2 the musical). Everyone started dancing with Sebastian and Grell (Again, from Kuroshitsuji the musical 2). Matsuda was screaming in the corner, while L and Light were talking about what Light, as Kira, would do next. Aizawa was yelling at Watari to protect the base from the "purple aliens", and Misa was crying about how Light didn't love her because she was pregnant with Ide's baby. Needless to say, everything was crazy.
Everything continued like that until Light declared triumphantly, "Bow down to me, Kira, God of the new world!" Misa started singing Friday by Rebecca Black, while Matsuda… sat in his corner still, screaming "Make it stop!" He was joined by Tamaki Suoh of Ouran High School Host Club, who was crying about how his "daughter" didn't love him because she was turning into a teenager.
Light lifted a random baby and stepped onto the table, raising it above his head. He started singing "Circle of Life" and L skipped around him, humming happily. Misa was still singing, and Aizawa was beating her with a chair, like Rika did to Satoko. Shion ran in with a knife, and started instructing him how to slowly kill someone. After a while, the drugs wore off, and everyone went home. Well, that is, except for Matsuda, who was sent to jail for illegal drug possession, and Misa, who was on the floor, dead. Yup. Just a normal day at the CKBHA.