So bro. This is totally a crack fic. So here we go.
(Don't take this seriously kay?)
Disclaimer: I no own characters or video mentioned in this. Or Facebook.
Iggy was like, sitting in his house, being forever a scone. Cuz you know, that's what he would do every day before he made that alliance with Japan and shit. Then like all of a sudden, his like checked his Facebook. America spammed his Facebook, like always. And like, he saw this one thing from France, that was like a link to a Youtube video. So being the Brit he is he clicked it and shit. And like, in this video, some loud as hell music began to play from his speakers and he saw a drawing of Japan. Without a shirt. And then he like saw japans loincloth. And Iggy's eyebrows like totally fluffed up with its hotness. And then he heard some lyrics sounding strangely like 'Look at his balls bulging'. Iggy continued to watch the video the lyrics repeating and a bunch of different Japan drawings of him in his undies came and flew by the screen. It was like so amazing. And like, totally made the Brit blush and shit. Right when he came onto the screen too! His Iggy drawing had himself in a green loin cloth and his wand blushing like a bitch just like he was in real life. So Iggy grabbed a bottle of rum and went back to the Frog's post, typing in a quick 'You bloody git. Stop sending me this stuff!' Like, secretly saving the video onto his private computer. Perfect plan right? Totally like, best plan ever. Of course it was like 3 in the morning and shit. So Iggy decided it would be a nice time to visit Japan again. So he drowned like five bottles of rum before his set out to woohoo with the Jap. In the mean time he had to smooth his eye brows down.