Freakish Naruto stories

Off the set ( I do not own naruto)

Orochimarus story-

Orochimaru finished play his part in Naruto. "Omg!! My freaking makeup came off!! Like what the hell!! Omg, how are my fans gonna see me like this. When they see me without my eye shadow which I wear for all my shows!! When my fans see me without my make up they'll think I'm some sasuke fan girl person or even worse..They might think I'm..its to horrible to say!! I'll become some unwanted pet anaconda and they'll throw peanuts at me and say do a trick you stupid fangurl and they'll put me in a fan girl zoo!! The horror!! Well...Sakura is going to go to the showers so ill go in her room and look for makeup!!"

Orochimaru sneaks into Sakuras trailer. As he turns on the lights he is amazed to find pit ( super smash bros character) all over her walls. "Omg! Her and I could totally get along great!! He's soooo macho!! That's why he's my idol!" Orochimaru looks through a pink drawer and finds weird stuff. Orochimaru pokes the under wares around! "What is this. I've never seen 

this thing before is it edible…. Oh I know what it is!! It's a mask like bat man's! OMG!! I knew she was hiding something!" Orochimaru puts underwear on head when all of a sudden Sakura comes in. "What the wombo are you doing with my underwear?" said Sakura. "EWWWWW!! Like omg! This is underwear!! COODIES!! I'm infected!" Orochimaru gets thrown out of trailer and his mission to get his make up fails.

As Orochimaru predicts he did wind up in a zoo. Us non fan girls are doing a report on these primitive species!!

END

Kabutos story-

Off set

Kabuto: time to practice lines for the movie!

Sakura: What lines and what movie??

Kabuto: Oh Sakura, Sakura, Sakura..You still haven't figured out who i am? I'm Harry. Harry Hotter! Duh. Look at my good looks!

Sakura:…..omg. you are such a weenie! All you do is like cast spells and try to look hot!! Give me a break.

Sakura leaves and Shino comes

Shino: Liar. Your not harry hotter.



Kabuto: So what. Everyone knows I look hot so obviously I can get that role!

Shino : Fine lets audition for the part!

Shino and Kabuto went to the studio where they were filming and the part was taken. 3 months later the movies was released and Kabuto went to see it.

The movie

Sasuke-Gosh! Its so hard to be Harry Hotter which is who I am!! I have to defeat Lord Fan Girl Ino before all the girls come trying to kiss me and get to me. But wait if the fan girls love me soo muc-CRAP WTH GET OFFA ME YOU PIG!!

Director: CUT!! CUTTTTT!! FINISH THE MOVIE!! MAKE IT END!! INO GET OFF OF SASUKE! SPIDER HOG GO GET ME A DO-

The movie ended like that and Kabuto cried in that movie

Kabuto : that was the best movie ever!! Omg!! I love the part where he said spider hog!! It was soo touching!!

Creator who made this : c ough freak cough

Sorry as u kan see I was bored ..and ps ikuto is KAWAII . :P

sorry this is soo short

have a good day