A/N Being a woman of mettle, I had to have Elsa withstand the sexy advances of her Darth Prince! Enjoy and squee, like, this fanfiction deserves to live in,like, fucking infamy!
Feeling trepidatious, Elsa felt her ice-castle shake with the earth-trembling force of of someone knocking on the door. She could have her grouchy snow monster dispose of the villain that was rudely knocking on her door, over and over again.
Irritatedly, she yelled, "Who the fuck comes knocking on the door of my ice palace?"
Then, she heard the resonant breathing of an asthmatic breathing mask, Ho-pen Ho-pen, as though imploring Elsa to O-o-pen the door. Bravely skidding along the ice towards the large ice door, she flipped the switch for the door to open. Icicles shattered onto the snowy ground, when the door slowly opened to allow the darkened beauty to walk in.
"Why, my Darth Prince; I may have said that the "Past is in the Past," when I first constructed this ice kingdom, but it is you that I have been waiting breathlessly for in this ice prison of joyful solitude for. Oh Darth Prince!"
Elsa's Darth prince rigidly outstretched his arms, while panting Ho-pen, Ho-pen, with budding anticipation for Elsa's frozen touch.
"My lovely Ice queen with her smooth, icy skin. Your body's smell of vanilla warms my senses. Ever since,you escaped from that ghastly kingdom and froze the whole of Planet Norway; I have searched widely for you, my love!" Darth Vadar spoke in a slightly lilting, baritone voice, as he tenderly wove his leather- glove clad hands through her soft, blonde hair.
"Oh, my Darth Prince, you flatter me so- Choke me already! Strangulate me with your sexy force choke!" Elsa implored.
Once Darth Vadar violently grabbed her neck, Elsa began to breathe harriedly, feeling the very icy breath in her lungs become effectively cut off. Everything became blurry; all her surroundings seemed to be blanketed in a sheet of fractured ice.
"AHHH-AHHHH-AHHHH" Elsa choked
"Elsa, my love, I can feel the gratifying termination of your very breath… It turns me on so much!" Darth Vadar said, applying more force power to his choke.
Laying her exposed, pale hand on Darth Vadar's breathing apparatus, she sighed maleficently, "OH Darth Vadar! Didn't you know that- it's presumptuous and downright rude to choke a FUCKING GIRL YOU JUST MET-T.
Darth Vadar screamed aloud in pained horror, as a sheet of unbreakable ice filled his mask. His syncopated motion of his, Ho-pen, Ho-pen, became more elongated, and suddenly ceased to exist, as Darth Vadar feel to his death.
Elsa, laughed, and victoriously yelled aloud "The cold never bothered me anyways, fucker!"