*NOTES: I of course do not own Joker or any of the Batman characters and world, nor do I own the Little Mermaid and the songs in it. This is not my best work, but Joker would shut up till I let him sing. So here he is..

Let's Spread a Smile

Look at my life

Isn't it grand

Wouldn't you think

I rule over this land

Wouldn't you think

I'm the clown

The clown who has everything

Look at this town

People so cold

How many sad frowns can one city hold?

Looking around here you'd think

It sure is depressing

I've got joy buzzers, jokes for civilians

I've got venom and smiles for all

You want toy explosives?

I've got millions

But who cares

No big deal

I want more

I wanna be where the chaos is

I wanna hear, wanna hear some laughin'

Running away from - Who could it be? Oh! Me!

Here in Arkham you don't get to far

Freedom is required for my mass destruction

Making all those people - What word should I use? Flee!

Out in the world, Out in Gotham

Out with my jokes and folks who become

Amusing pawns, my costumed cons

Spreading my smile

What would I give if I could live free of the Batman?

What would I pay if I could say Goodbye for good?

Bet'cha that hood hides a false hood

Bet'cha He's not really any more than

Any villain or civilian in a dark hood

I'm ready to kill who I want to kill

Watch them bleeding out with a smile

Light a fire and watch as they - What's the word again? Burn!

Now it's your turn

Wouldn't I love, love to destroy Batboy with a shove

Free of the Bat

Wish I was at

Top of the world

Free of the Bat

Wish I was at

Top of my world