A/N: yo people! I'm back with another crack fic. Yes I know some of you are glaring at me because I'm updating this and not my really suspenseful cliffhangers….*ahem* anyways, today we have a guest to explain the rules of this crack fic. I give you….MUKURO! just kidding. We could only get Shamal…..or Giannini. So I'll explain it myself…unless a certain home tutor want to write this.. no? ok. Anyways how to play:

Some of you have seen this before in the story Crackalacking Reborn. For those of you who haven't, please read. Sonja, my trust and totally fabulous (not in the Maximillian Pegasus sense)friend like to write stories where we each write one line but we can't see what the other person has written until the third sentence. I started this one, and the order is a follows: Quote then name and action then end sentence, and repeat. You'll figure it out, but please note that we added exceptions in this game, because we, like Prussia, Are awesome. And now that I've ranted…onto the story!

"Wow, Fantastic baby," said

Zakuro as he stole Byakuran's marshmallows.

Suddenly, a potato dropped from the sky in front of

Kikyo. "Were are the 7 dwarfs hiding?" asked

Colonello, dancing on Lal's face.

Meanwhile, the Turks invaded Greece. ((not the Musical..that would be weird.))

"Wait come back Turkey! I want to eat you!" Screamed

Jagger, after cutting the head off of

Spanner, steping out of his Gola Mosca. ((She tricked me into writing that! R.I.P. Spanner))

Suddenly Skull started to bake cheesecakes.

"what the hell are you doing, lackey?" asked

Iris, who had gone mad and shaved her head. ((Britney Spears much?))

Suddenly, Bluebell appeared. Somehow she was walking

"I'm gonna go take a shower, who wants to join~?" 3 asked

Shouichi, Kissing Spanner's head, and holding his body. ((FREAK ALERT! O-O))

Byakuran was forced to hide behind Bluebell to avoid his aura of irresistible sexiness.

"Why not shower with me, Byakuran-sama?" asked

Zakuro as he tried to resist the sudden urge to breakdance.

Meanwhile, Dino appeared and started to can-can.

"WHY IS EVERYONE DANCING?" demanded

Byakuran, eating M&M because Zakuro still had his marshmallows

Upon seeing Dino, Daisy jumped on him and they started a hot make-out session. (ummm…Dino...stop cheating on Hibari..))

"I'm to sexy for my shirt," sang

Bluebell, so Byakuran looked at her weird.

Meanwhile, Jagger has started to sing "moves Like Jagger" and dance. ((our characters like to sing and dance..it's a musical act!))

"I Give up…The truth is my name is Gertrude." admitted

Zakuro, who was sitting on Byakuran's lap. ((gotcha! Bet you thought it would be G huh?))

Byakuran sank down on his knees in shame as he realized that he didn't even know any cheesecake recipes.

"do you have the time, to listen to me whine?" sang

Spanner, who had been a zombie all along. ((I guess even Zombies need someone to talk to…..))

Suddenly Dino exploded. A few words popped up: Directed by Michael Bay. (YGOTAS reference))

"you know, Dora the Explorer is my idol." Admitted

Daisy, putting on glasses to look smarter.

Meanwhile, Tsuna's mom watched and giggled, like this was normal.

"you know, I really am a Soccer Mom," sighed

Kikyo, grinning at Byakuran.

Suddenly, everyone turned into pineapples

"I. FOUND.A. PINEAPPLE!" yelled

Mukuro appearing in a cloud of mist.

Suddenly Daemon Spade fell through the roof and trapped everyone in an illusionary space.

END