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Kyle's Wacky Love-Venture

Season 1 Episode 1: Is love for losers or just not for me?

"Hello I'm Kyle, but you probably knew that already! I live here in Alvarna in my farmhouse, all alone. I used to have a monster barn and pet monsters but my bad luck prevailed as always! Exactly 1 month after I bought it and it was built a massive freak tornado ripped it to shreds and sent its remains all the way to the ocean. To this day no one knows how that so called 'shrine' was built in a day! Last I heard from my monsters they sent me a postcard saying that they safely arrived in Sechs and thanks for the all-expenses paid trip, I haven't heard or seen them since. But life isn't all bad for me. I have four best friends Named Barrett, Max, Ray, and Jake they're all nice, they just have their own little weird traits… You'll see, say hello guys!"

"Why hello human I'm Jake but you can just call me, outstanding, heroic, cool, or just an all-together great guy! By the way don't listen to the rumors about me. I'm not racist, I like humans… Sometimes or at least once in a blue moon… I mean only if they're in my in-crowd but still! I'll let you know how nonracist I am this one-time…"

"Whoa, whoa, simmer down there Jake this is no time for one of your 'moments'. Sorry he sometimes goes on random fits like that, but moving on! I'm Ray I am really the only guy in our group that actually tries to get stuff done! Yep, you heard me right, we have a business together we call it 'Board Brothers United by Requests' or simply B.B.U.R. and let me tell you right off the bat, all they do is sit around, laugh, drink coffee, gossip, and talk about what was on T.V. last night. And while they do this I'm out breaking my back in heat, cold, rain, and snow. So you tell me why I think I deserve employee of the month permanently!"

"Name's Barrett people say I'm super opinionated, always in a bad mood, and I just don't give a damn but hey look at my huge fan following everybody loves me, and every girl wants to marry me! You can clearly tell I'm very super famous no wonder I'm on every commercial and billboard for the B.B.U.R. And if you don't like or love me your just a hater who wants to be me."

"I'm Max De Sainte-Coquille I'm rich and handsome, everything girls look for in a man. Don't jump the gun I'm dating Julia! Yeah, I don't really need to work here but it builds character and I could use plenty of that! I mean a De Sainte-Coquille isn't born with this much character naturally that would be illegal! Also they need me or who else would manage stock and labor fees."

"So as you can see life is pretty good here in Alvarna!" stated Kyle who won the power struggle and finally regained the spotlight. "The only problem I have is there are seven beautiful, lovely women in this town! Three of them are single and they all hate me! There's Mana the department store owner's daughter (also the very first girl I can ever remember having a crush on.) There's Alicia the fortune teller who isn't very good at her job and Yue the Saleswoman who isn't very cheap at all! She also sometimes travels to a town called Sharance. But let's get back on track, just last week I was walking past the church and saw Mana…"

-FLASHBACK TIME!-

"Hello Mana how are you today?" Asked Kyle trying to be social,

"Kyle you suck eggs I hope you fall in a ditch and break your leg! Then I won't have to look at your ugly face for a few months so GOODBYE!" Said Mana clearly disgusted.

"Bye bye I guess I'll talk to you later maybe…" Kyle was hurt.

A little while later Kyle saw a request from Dorothy saying she needed to talk to him so he went to the docks and waited for her to arrive. forty five minutes after she was supposed to show, she finally appeared and as always was clutching Fern as if he was the only thing keeping her alive.

"Um h-hi Kyle uh Fern has so-so-something important to ta-ta-ta-tell you!" Stated Dorothy as she looked around trying to find a place to hide,

"Hello Kyle you worthless buffoon I'm going to kick you in a minute!" Said Dorothy disguising her voice as Fern "Your name seeps evil anytime someone is dumb enough to say it, God be my witness I will never yield until you are thoroughly bludgeoned, You fiendish villain you." She didn't notice but Kyle was slowly inching away.

"Th-tha-that's all Kyle, thank you for your he-help. Wait where did he go?" Dorothy said while looking around not knowing Kyle jumped in a bush during her distraction.

-FLASHBACK END-

"So see it's not just the single ladies who hate me, its ones who are dating too! But that's enough backstory for now got to go to work, see you again soon!"

Authors notes:
I don't own rune factory if I did there would be loads more games than there are now! I would like to personally thank SuperMastour because your encouragement is the only reason I took the time to write and post this story. Thanks for reading!