CH 1: Finding Faygo
Gamzee saw Faygo across the street. He wanted to get it. Gamzee walked closer to the Faygo, and inspected its flavor.
He licked his lips in delight(eyebrow waggle). It was his favorite flavor! He then exclaimed, "WhAt tHe fUcK iS tHiS mIrAcLe rIghT hErE? HoNk," Gamzee picked up the Faygo and realized it was red pop! It was as if he had come over some type of spell, enchanted by the fizzy drink! He caressed the lid as he stared, mesmerized. "So mOtHeRfUcKiN'
bEaUtIfUl," He murmured to himself. He then opened the bottle slowly, as he heard the hissing noise of the carbonation, sending an orgasmic feeling down his spinal cord. The clownly troll then flinched, as he hesitantly took a sip of the gorgeous Faygo. He then pushed himself over the limit, letting out an extremely odd, drawn-out honk. He had to buy this bottle of miracles right away. So he did.
- CHAPTER ONE FIN
Author's Note(s):
My friends and I were very bored on Skype.