Harry's big Road trip!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, though I love playing around with the characters in twisted ways as much as the next person!
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Me: Hello My Fans!
HP: Your Fans? What!
Me: Yes MY fans! So we're on a rode trip today and everyone's here!
All: Cheers!
DM: Yep Potter wee potter and Weasel ferrety weasel! And of course me and Hermione!! And you ms;.. lovely. Narrator person! Plus... other people.
Me: Draco shut up before you hurt yourself
Draco: WHAT? You can't just tell me to shut up
HG+RW: yes she can
Me: I am the All-powerful person thingy!!
DM: yeah right I dare you to make me do something insane!
HP+HG+RW: Uhoh.
"While in England we decided a rode trip was in order when we got to America. We are going all the way from New York to LA and back! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Everyone has been getting close.. I mean not like friendly close, I mean like (raised eyebrows) close! We left on a plane for US a long time ago.
We've been traveling now for a week, we're somewhere near Florida, I think Oliver took a wrong turn but no one will listen to me. We stole the bus in Alabama when we passed through there like the day before yesterday. I think we might be going the wrong way.. but like I said. nothing.
And yes we did fly here from England, to visit Hermiones cousin. She is really nice with long blond straight hair. Ron and Harry have been fighting over her and Draco is just all over Hermione and I help Oliver. ehem Drive. hehe
We decided to go to LA when Hermione heard Draco sing "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE! HOW BIG I REALLY AM!" it was a long story from there. But we're on the road. Harry and Ron HAD to come because of Hermione and Hermione's cousin decided to join us, her name is Taylor Granger."
DM: Well? Lets see what you make me do! Stop explaining everything and take some action why don't ya!
Me: (Makes Draco jump on a seat and rips on his own cloths)
OW: (puts on Ricky Martin)
DM: (Dances and shakes his bon bon! With his little red thong)
HG: YOU WHERE A RED THONG!! SHAKE THAT BON BON!!
TG: OH YEAH GO BABY GO!!
Me: Allight enough of that! (Zaps off red thong and replaces with cloths)
Girls: AWWW COME ON! IT WAS GETTING GOOD!
DM: Thank god
HP+RW: HAHA!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! (Points at Draco and laughs)
RW: this is going to be a fun trip
HG: speaking of trip, were are we?
TG: I think somewhere in South America
OW: Haha very funny I know exactly where we are! We're in New Mexico! (A sign suddenly goes by saying Georgia)
OW: DAMNIT!
DM: That's it! I am bored stiff! Lets do something!
HG: Oh like what? Strip for you prince?
Me: Yeah! That would be fun! Well. uh not really. (Sits on Oliver's lap and strokes his neck)
TG: I will! (Gets on top of Draco's lap and stars wiggling around in her little leather skirt while the other boys cry)
HG: GET OFF HIM! (Pulls Taylor off Draco)
DM: Hey I was having fun!
HG: Well. not with her!
DM: Well come sit on daddy's lap then! (Pats lap)
HG: Maybe I will! (Jumps on Draco and start tonguing him Violently)
Me: Whoa Whoa! If there's going to be sex or tonguing it'll be the older kids! (Throws Hermione off Draco and give a devilish look at Oliver)
"Hermione slaps me and I jump from my seat in the bus. I slap her back. Her and I start circling each other. as much as we can. well its in a bus you see."
HG: This is silly let's stop
Me: All right (sits down)
DM: AHH COME ON!
Me: Sorry Draco!
TG: (Jumps on Ron and starts kissing him)
HP: WHAO!! COME ON!! ME FIRST! I'M THE BOY WHO LIVED DOESN'T THAT COUNT!
TG: (looks up from Ron's dizzy face) No not really
HP: My life sux
DM: Yeah it really does doesn't it
HP: Shut up Draco!
DM: Make me potter!
HP: (Punches Draco in the face) OW MY HAND!!!
DM: Haha! I have a hard head!
Me: Whoa Draco, no need to go there now do we?
DM: No no, the head up here (points to head atop his neck)
Me: Sureee.
DM: UGG!
TG: Well I can't tell if you're talking about the other one (Coming off on a star speckled Ron)
DM: (Looks down) What do ya mean? I'm down!
HG+TG: Ahahaha!!
Me: Well that's not very nice (whispers) maybe he's just small.
HG+TG: (breaks out in LOUD laughter)
DM: WHAT!!! I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!! I AM NOT NOT NOT SMALL!!!
HP: I don't know about that!
RW: hehe this is going to be interesting!
DM: Shut up Potter! You're small that I am!
Me: and HOW may I ask do you know that?
DM: Oh come on! You know Harry jacks off every time he see Granger, he always has his hands below his waist!
"Ya know.. if ya look they're always dangling below his waist. But that's just me."
HP: WHAT?! MALFOY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
HG: (Blushing profusely)
TG+OW+ME+DM: (Laughing so hard we could pee our pants)
HP: I DO NOT!
RW: (Backs away)
OW: well whatever but I wanna go to sleep its really late, We'll talk about it tomorrow
As we get ready for bed Harry keeps bothering everyone that he has NEVER done anything below his waist in his life.
DM: That's because your so small people don't want to do anything with you, they don't smoke cigarettes ya know, or they shouldn't even if they do!
HP: I AM GONNA KILL YOU MALFOY!
All except Harry: (Small giggles)
We all lay down, while Harry remains awake, but I am to tired so I go to sleep, leaving Harry to his thoughts and everyone else to sleep. Hermione's still blushed when I actually do falls asleep
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, though I love playing around with the characters in twisted ways as much as the next person!
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Me: Hello My Fans!
HP: Your Fans? What!
Me: Yes MY fans! So we're on a rode trip today and everyone's here!
All: Cheers!
DM: Yep Potter wee potter and Weasel ferrety weasel! And of course me and Hermione!! And you ms;.. lovely. Narrator person! Plus... other people.
Me: Draco shut up before you hurt yourself
Draco: WHAT? You can't just tell me to shut up
HG+RW: yes she can
Me: I am the All-powerful person thingy!!
DM: yeah right I dare you to make me do something insane!
HP+HG+RW: Uhoh.
"While in England we decided a rode trip was in order when we got to America. We are going all the way from New York to LA and back! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Everyone has been getting close.. I mean not like friendly close, I mean like (raised eyebrows) close! We left on a plane for US a long time ago.
We've been traveling now for a week, we're somewhere near Florida, I think Oliver took a wrong turn but no one will listen to me. We stole the bus in Alabama when we passed through there like the day before yesterday. I think we might be going the wrong way.. but like I said. nothing.
And yes we did fly here from England, to visit Hermiones cousin. She is really nice with long blond straight hair. Ron and Harry have been fighting over her and Draco is just all over Hermione and I help Oliver. ehem Drive. hehe
We decided to go to LA when Hermione heard Draco sing "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE! HOW BIG I REALLY AM!" it was a long story from there. But we're on the road. Harry and Ron HAD to come because of Hermione and Hermione's cousin decided to join us, her name is Taylor Granger."
DM: Well? Lets see what you make me do! Stop explaining everything and take some action why don't ya!
Me: (Makes Draco jump on a seat and rips on his own cloths)
OW: (puts on Ricky Martin)
DM: (Dances and shakes his bon bon! With his little red thong)
HG: YOU WHERE A RED THONG!! SHAKE THAT BON BON!!
TG: OH YEAH GO BABY GO!!
Me: Allight enough of that! (Zaps off red thong and replaces with cloths)
Girls: AWWW COME ON! IT WAS GETTING GOOD!
DM: Thank god
HP+RW: HAHA!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! (Points at Draco and laughs)
RW: this is going to be a fun trip
HG: speaking of trip, were are we?
TG: I think somewhere in South America
OW: Haha very funny I know exactly where we are! We're in New Mexico! (A sign suddenly goes by saying Georgia)
OW: DAMNIT!
DM: That's it! I am bored stiff! Lets do something!
HG: Oh like what? Strip for you prince?
Me: Yeah! That would be fun! Well. uh not really. (Sits on Oliver's lap and strokes his neck)
TG: I will! (Gets on top of Draco's lap and stars wiggling around in her little leather skirt while the other boys cry)
HG: GET OFF HIM! (Pulls Taylor off Draco)
DM: Hey I was having fun!
HG: Well. not with her!
DM: Well come sit on daddy's lap then! (Pats lap)
HG: Maybe I will! (Jumps on Draco and start tonguing him Violently)
Me: Whoa Whoa! If there's going to be sex or tonguing it'll be the older kids! (Throws Hermione off Draco and give a devilish look at Oliver)
"Hermione slaps me and I jump from my seat in the bus. I slap her back. Her and I start circling each other. as much as we can. well its in a bus you see."
HG: This is silly let's stop
Me: All right (sits down)
DM: AHH COME ON!
Me: Sorry Draco!
TG: (Jumps on Ron and starts kissing him)
HP: WHAO!! COME ON!! ME FIRST! I'M THE BOY WHO LIVED DOESN'T THAT COUNT!
TG: (looks up from Ron's dizzy face) No not really
HP: My life sux
DM: Yeah it really does doesn't it
HP: Shut up Draco!
DM: Make me potter!
HP: (Punches Draco in the face) OW MY HAND!!!
DM: Haha! I have a hard head!
Me: Whoa Draco, no need to go there now do we?
DM: No no, the head up here (points to head atop his neck)
Me: Sureee.
DM: UGG!
TG: Well I can't tell if you're talking about the other one (Coming off on a star speckled Ron)
DM: (Looks down) What do ya mean? I'm down!
HG+TG: Ahahaha!!
Me: Well that's not very nice (whispers) maybe he's just small.
HG+TG: (breaks out in LOUD laughter)
DM: WHAT!!! I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!! I AM NOT NOT NOT SMALL!!!
HP: I don't know about that!
RW: hehe this is going to be interesting!
DM: Shut up Potter! You're small that I am!
Me: and HOW may I ask do you know that?
DM: Oh come on! You know Harry jacks off every time he see Granger, he always has his hands below his waist!
"Ya know.. if ya look they're always dangling below his waist. But that's just me."
HP: WHAT?! MALFOY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
HG: (Blushing profusely)
TG+OW+ME+DM: (Laughing so hard we could pee our pants)
HP: I DO NOT!
RW: (Backs away)
OW: well whatever but I wanna go to sleep its really late, We'll talk about it tomorrow
As we get ready for bed Harry keeps bothering everyone that he has NEVER done anything below his waist in his life.
DM: That's because your so small people don't want to do anything with you, they don't smoke cigarettes ya know, or they shouldn't even if they do!
HP: I AM GONNA KILL YOU MALFOY!
All except Harry: (Small giggles)
We all lay down, while Harry remains awake, but I am to tired so I go to sleep, leaving Harry to his thoughts and everyone else to sleep. Hermione's still blushed when I actually do falls asleep
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