Gin had drunk his asser off again and had ended up in a very weird and chaotic town. He had paul walked thousands of miles from his home & reached one of the most devastator ciders in the US.
Upon arriving there, he felt that everyone would be out to stab his ass. He noticed many destroyed and abandoned houses MD and buildings that looked like vicodin meth labs. He instantly thought "Is this Hokuto No ken!? Where are the Mohawks!?" But there weren't any Mohawks. There were ONLY REAL NIGGA HOURS!. "This damn place smells like Taco Bell, Jeussu Christo!" There was something else there. Something darker in the most litBeral sense possible.
As Gin was going deeper & deeper into that hellish trash hole, some BLM members, rioters & ghetto ningas niggas noticed him from afar. Ningas were the ninja niggas. Then Gin realized that he was in some deep shit. The filthy apes started chasing him and then Gin ran fast as fuck boi.
"The fucking coons will eat my assus! I need to find the cops!" he said to xerself. But, there was no police or any hope for this hellish place. No one e chan could come there. Only darkies, illegals, meth heads, rednecks, weeaboos, bronies & Voldemort were in that city.
The rioters & ghetto gangsta gasstations had managed to dolby surround Gin. "I have only a shitty wooden sword that I had bought from a fishy ad. Please don't rapez me." The darkies had the rapiest grin on their faces. Their expressioners were like they saw KFC tendaclies or watermelons.
"God has abandoned us" Gi T. He decided that, since his French tactics to surrender weren't going through to these dark heathens, he had to take action /adventure anime! He pulled out his wooden sword. The negros felt a sense of extreme bloodlust, but it was just Gin's immense fart. He had eaten a lot of parfaits yesterday.
Gin jumpd and beginner bashing their empty heads. "I am going to kill all of these BLM rioters & ghetto negros here." He strongly thought. "I'll help Trumpi pipi sensei in making America great again!."
Gin apparently had 2 senseis, Shoyo sensei & Trump sensei. He wanted to meet Trump onee chan's expectations of getting rid of riotaers & illegals that had destroyed shit & looted everyone in a 150km radius.
"No, no, I have abandoned a wife & 3 kids, don't kill me!" said one of the dark ones. "no shit!" said the gallant skullfucker while bashing that dude's head in. He was smashing skulls as he was shouting "Domestic VioRlence! Planned Parenthood! Foodo Stampers! We were kangz & shietz! White Privilege! He was No. 1 Mr. Krabs!"
Gin was mocking their shitty catchphrases and went more ape shit than those apes he was hunting. Some of them had AKs, ARs, knives, bats, etc. Some gangs started shooting Gin, but he had succeeded on crashing their skulls before they could shoot at him, noStandos needed. The blackies had shit aim & Gin took advantage of their incompetence & his Jojo references.
While this ongoing chaos was happening, a muscular figure with yellow hair appeard in the skyai. "That certainly isn't Umibouzu" Gin thought. He recognized the figure. It was All Might, the stronger potassium hero in the world.
All Might said to Gin: "Don't worries lad, I'll git rid of za darkies for you" "Yes, God!" said Gin. Gin started fleeing the area & All Might chargared his punch. Then he shouted "Detroit Smash!" as he compelepeletely destroyed the rioters, the illegals, the darkies, the bronies, Voldemort & the whole hell hole with just a punch. Nothing remained. Gin had a sense of satisfactiongorilla.
Gin thanked All Might & All Might took Gin to Trump sensei onee chan!
Trump thanked Gin for his gallant efforts on stopping those fucking rats & he made him the next President Hokage Soul Reaper King of the Pirates Shogun Sloth Archbishop God Emperor of the USA! Bless this silver balled lad!