This is a new fanfic that I'm writing I hope it goes over well
_ Intro_
" Class please turn to page 458 in your composition books"
( God doesn't This woman ever shut up I know she is supposed to be our teacher but god damn her voice Is annoying. Half the class isn't even listing to a word she says, can't blame them god know I'm not )
Taking out my phone I go to look for some good fiction books online to read. There is no point in paying attention when your not even going to retain it.
( Oh great now this happens I hate it when websites use push ads, especially when its on a phone seriously it is so fucking annoying I need to get an ad blocker on here or some shit like that.)
The ground suddenly starts to shake and the lights begin to flicker on and off. Living in California I'm no stranger to an earthquake but dang that was a big one. Looking around the room and I see that no one else seems to notice this event. Shaking my head I brush the earthquake off as a hallucination, 4 hours of sleep can't possibly be good for you.
( I need to stop pulling all nighters reading. It is definitely not good in any way for my mental or physical health.)
The quake continues i guess its an after shock? Suddenly the world starts to break into pieces like a mirror (worse hallucination ever). I feel myself going into a free fall like sensation. Colors start to appear at random then finally it flashes a blinding white.
Getting my barrings I see that I'm in a lush forest in front of a dark and creepy cave.
( I am definitely not going in there no self respecting black guy goes into the creepy place. So ima just walk the fuck away from here and go somwhere more inviting.)
3rd person_
Inside the cave silver slitted eyes open up briefly then closes just as quick. It seemed to be an optical illusion with how brief they appeared.
1st person_
The forest from what I can see looks pretty old and the trees are huge. When I say huge I mean absolutely gigantic this forest had to remain untouched for I don't know how long. Wich means unless I am in an uncharted place or a national park them I am definitely not on earth.
" Ok so I might not be on my own planet anymore, so the real question is where the in the world am I !!!!"
( Ok so i am in a strange place that's pretty cool, as long as I don't panic I'm pretty sure everything is going to be alright. It's not like I'm injured or bleeding out and about to die. That's pretty good right? I mean considering all those stories with clichés where they are injured or handicapped in some way, I am fantastic. There is always a silver lining I just got to be positive and look for a way to survive …… who the fuck am I kidding!!!! This situation does not look good at all. I mean fuck, I woke up in a place I DON'T EVEN REMER GOING TO.You know what I am pretty sure I was drugged , and taken only God knows where. I am not even a survivalist what the hell am I going to eat)
Out of nowhere in mid rant about the unfairness that is my life a blue textbox/screen appeared before my very eyes.
(Dear god I hope I'm not the gamer that is way too much micromanaging for me.)
To whom it may concern I have decided to grant your greatest wish. It just so happened that i was getting mad that i couldn't find any male inserts of my favorite genre. So i decided to make my own with you my little plaything. If you somehow fuck this up you will not like the result. You have been transported into the world of naruto. Don't worry though you are not completely defenseless I have given you the ability to use the english alphabet as a way to create seals, be careful though you have no Idea how these words may react with each other :).
(Fuckkk!!!!! Noooo!!! This is honestly the worst probably the worst fucking place to be. This is a death world who in there right mind would want to be here. If this really is the naruto world then there is only one place with trees like these, and that is konoha.)
With that revelation the woods seem to be darker and more unwelcoming then before. Above a shadow seems to swoop down fro the canopy. What has caused the shadow caused me the more panic then the shadow itself. Its a giant fucking lizard, I don't mean a kamoto dragon sized lizard. This lizard in front of me is the size of your basic mini van.
The stare off we are having seems to be broken by the lizard. Leaping at me with claws poised to kill you can only do one thing, and that is to run the fuck away. Who do you think I am some op gary stu that unlocks there power in a desprate situation. Nah I am a sane person from earth, I ran like a bat out of hell cresming like a bitch
"Help me please, I don't wanna die I'm to young I haven't even fucked a girl yet !"
3rd Person_
"Are we sure this guy is a spy? I mean look at hims he's not even trying to hide"
The one that spoke was wearing an oni mask. His companion was wearing the one with a cat. Tgey were the elite anbu of the third hokage. Sent there to find out who was in the forest of death unauthorized.
" Yeah… maby we over estinated him and got our hopes up. This is probably a civilian who got lost, there is a whole in the gate after all" spoke the cat
They shunin down to who they believe is a civilian and knock him unconscious.
Author Notes_
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