I'm a weirdo. Completely. I keep dreaming and thinking of these crazy one shot ideas, and then I write them. I don't post many of them on here, but I'm going to start doing that! Please, help me feel normal by reviewing! Don't like it, don't read.
Oh yeah, and I don't own twilight.
BPOV!
Beep! Beep! Beeeeeep! I slammed my hand down on the annoying piece of shit you'd call an alarm clock. I flipped the sheets over my lap. I'm too tired for this shit. I slipped into my bunny slippers and made my way down the hall to the kitchen. Coffee. I fucking needed coffee. And now. I Started up a pot, walking to the bathroom.
I Had my morning pee before stripping and hopping in the hot shower water. I woke up in an instant, washing quickly but effective, rinsing off, and wrapping a robe around myself. I combed through my wet hair before making my way back to the now finished pot of coffee.
I poured myself a little cup, added my French vanilla and sugar and letting the hot liquid travel down my throat. I set the cup on the counter and cut the pot off; it was no longer needed for now. I walked into my bedroom and picked out clothes.
I wore Black jeans and knee length Patten-leather boots. I matched it with a orange blouse and black woman's suit jacket. It was Friday. The weekend. Finally! This week at work had to be the most stressful and shitty of all. All this week involved was Work, work, work, and more work.
I worked as the assistant for Mrs. Rosalie Hale, Editor and Chief of Gossip Weekly Entertainment. It paid well, but she was just a bitch. 'Do this, Do that!', 'would you like to keep your pathetic job here?' I wanted to take the stupid shit eating magazine and ram it up her snobby little ass.
It was only my first week, and at first I was excited, pumped up. But by the end of this week I see why everyone quit and moved the fuck on. I'm probably not the one either, I took Karate as a Kid. I've even moved Her To New York for this shit! I'm originally from Forks, Washington, probably the raining capital of the world.
My Dad raised me there. My mom Lived in Florida with her husband phil. My parents got divorced a long while back. I left behind good friends when I went to Washington State and got a pretty good education. I live in an Apartment now here in New York. It's a lot to get used to. Because I'm definitely not in Kansas anymore.
My little red sparkling ruby slippers have fell into a drain from all of the running around Rosalie has me doing for her. I sighed and blow dried and curled it a little. I Threw on a little makeup, not a lot, just the daily; Mascara skin toned eye shadow and mascara. Easy Peasy.
I didn't exactly have the time to do anything better with my blackberry already beeping. Rosalie. "hello?" I answer, kicking my apartment door shut with my boot. "Bella! Pick Up Starbucks on your way here! You've got 30 minutes! Don't fucking be late." Click. My jaw clenched tightly. I sighed and made my way out the building doors and to catch a cab.
I whistled loudly, holding out a hand and screaming, "TAXI!" I was glad that one pulled up immediately to my calling. It was a greasy rapist looking guy. I climbed in and stopped by Starbucks.
Carrying Coffee and rushing is honestly a bitch to do. Especially when you're stupid ass cab driver can barely speak any fucking English and is too much of a dumbass to hear you when you yell the directions to your job in his ear 5,000 fucking times. After the extra 20 minutes I spent getting the jackass to pull up to my building,
I had 5 minutes to spare. Typical. I raced through the doors and too the elevators, bumping into a large hard body. "What Floor? The mystery voice asked. Not even bothering to look up, I answered, "10." Oh boy, but when I did look up… holy shit.
I think it had to be some kind of god. He. Was. Incredibly. Gorgeous. Honey blond Hair, Waves falling just passed his gorgeous cheeks. His lips were perfect, full and I could only imagine doing things to them. A couple strands of hair fell in to his Big Sea water colored eyes. He was tall, and from what I could see under the red blouse that clung to every
Muscle He had, which was a lot… He was built. He wore faded dark jeans and black dress shoes. "Ahh, we must be important." He said, a sexy southern twang in his voice. After wiping the drool off of my mouth, I looked up at him and answered.
"Oh, No… Just the new intern for Rosalie Hale… I'm Bella, by the way." I said, holding out my hand. He took it and squeezed, god forbid that I ever wanted to let go of his amazing hand. The feeling of that small touch sent waves lightning down my arm, and gave me Goosebumps.
"Jasper Hale." He said, and my eyes grew wide. Hale. Shit Shit Shit! As if this day could get any worse…. Dammit! "Oh, Didn't mean to scare you there darlin'. I'm Rosalie's Brother, coming to visit her. Though I'm really here to make her skin crawl all day." Oh, how he said 'darlin.' Oh, how he smiled, all bright white teeth glistening as he did.
We stepped out of the elevator, and I made sure to sway my hips as I jogged in front of him. I came in her door casually, placing the coffee on her Desk.
"Hm.. one minute to spare. Good, but not good enough. Now, pet, Go see if my Brother has arrived." She spat at me. No, not a hello, not a hi, but every little word sounding like it had herpes. Bitch. Rosalie was stunning, surprisingly. She had long blond hair that she kept in a tight bun all the time.
She wore Dressy suits and high heels, and jewelry around her neck. She had reading glasses, which she looked the same. She's probably way prettier without the Bitchassness.
"Now, Now, Rosie. This Young Lady's name Is Bella, Not Pet." Jasper made both of us jump as he entered the room.
"Oh my dear brother, how nice of you to arrive. Bella, you can leave now. I'll let you know if I need anything which I will. So don't get too distracted." Like I said, everything she said was bitchy.
I nodded my hair and walked out of the room, closing the door behind me. I couldn't help but watch in the window from my desk right outside the door. He was so fucking gorgeous.
I wanted to push the bitch out of the window, throw him on the desk, and just fuck him. I didn't think things about people, especially since my physical experiences weren't all that great.
I lost my virginity to Edward Cullen. High School jock, biggest player. We had sex in his car on Prom Night. You would think it was the best sex ever. But it was the worst and my only time!
How, why you ask? It's called being cocky when you've got the size of a penis the size of a peanut. I can't say I haven't had a couple of one night stands in my day, but those were drunken college parties.
"ooh! Bella! Eye candy!, but it looks like this candy has your name all over it. I turned around to see Alice, my bestfreind. We worked here together. She was short with a black spiky bob for hair. I called her Pixie. She was as little as one, and as squeaky as one.
"Sshh! Don't get me caught!" I said, not even looking in her direction. Alice was the other intern. Yes, believe it, Rosalie was too fucking lazy to do anything for herself. So she had two interns. Which of course only made our lives harder.
Alice threw her head back and laughed. "Don't Worry Silly, I've got Jake." Jake was Alice's fiancée. One of our friends from forks. "Good, because I've got dibs." I said.
"Need Condoms? I've got a couple packs in my drawer!" I blushed furiously at her words. I blushed harder when she threw two in my purse. "Alice!" I said going to snatch my purse but she had it first.
I jumped out from my seat, semi-chasing her around the office. I tripped and fell flat on my face. Alice burst into a number of giggles.
I stumbled to my feet as she dropped the purse in front of me and ran back to her desk. I bent down to grab the purse.
"ooh! Bella! Candy Man's totally checking you out!" I froze, and bent down further. "Bella, don't make him get a boner!" I grabbed my purse and snapped up, stomping to my desk.
I was blushing red now, trying to look down at the keys on the keyboard. Alice was still giggling behind me. This would be a very, very, long day.
Work surprisingly wasn't hard for the past couple days. How could have it been with Jasper there? Exactly. I was the late one to stay to finish up work. Rosalie's work of course.
I was finally walking out the door when she stopped me. "Go clean my office. I'm tired." She clicked out the lights, except for her office and walked out.
I was finally finishing up her office when the last item wasn't Hers. It was jasper's jacket he had left from earlier. I picked it up and sniffed it. Heaven.
I jumped ten feet in the air when s voice cleared their throat. I turned around slowly, my face automatically turning red when I saw it was jasper.
"Sorry, I was just.. um… Cleaning up." I said. He closed the door behind him, and closed all the blinds. Holy. Fuck. He stalked toward me and took the jacket right out of my hands, putting it in a chair to the side.
"I think I might have to have the janitor Clean up Rose's office. Especially after I'm done with You." I froze. "W-w-what?" I stuttered, my knees weak.
"oh please, you feel it. You Feel Your panties getting wetter and wetter. You feel the electricity, Bella, and I fucking know it. Because I feel it, here, and here." He said, pointing to his brain and to his pants with the other.
I gulped. "Only two days of meeting you, and I'm already ready to fuck that tight little thing of yours." He said.
My eyes widened. "I… I… please, don't tell her." I said, looking down in shame. "fuck, if I wanted to tell her she'd know by now. I want you too bad for that."
He wanted me. This angel of a man standing in front of me, wanted me. Bella Swan. Me. I'd be a damn fool if I didn't except.
He pushed me against the desk, his lips finally meeting mine in a breathtaking and Kiss. And oh, what a kiss it was. I'd die for his kisses.
He wasn't soft. He was needy and wanting just as much as I was. I pushed my lips back into him, repeating his lovely pattern of swiping my tongue over his bottom lip.
He groaned out, cupping my ass. I opened my mouth, allowing his tongue to slip down my throat, and mine to do the same for him. Our tongues molded and rolled together in a perfect rhythm, a dance I never wanted to let go of.
I pushed the back of his neck closer to me, his hands lifting me up and pushing me up onto the desk. I wrapped my hands around his waist, breaking free for air.
We were both panting, and I knew for sure that he definitely wanted me just as bad as I wanted and needed him.
His lips touched and sucked a pattern down my neck, probably leaving a hickey behind my left ear. My hands tugged at his shirt, needing it off of him, and now.
I whimpered at the sight of his nude chest. His slightly tanned six pack called for my touch. I let out a moan as he ran a hand up my skirt and over my now wet panties.
Thank god for Alice, telling me this day would come; giving me a matching pair of an lace black thong and bra.
Roughly took my skirt off of me, along with my blouse tossing them with his shirt. "Holy Shit. You're a fucking goddess." He growled into my ear.
I whimpered as I tugged at his pants. "Patience Darlin', that's coming oh-so soon." I loved his accent I loved how It was not thick and laced with lust.
Lust that I caused. Me. I attacked his mouth again, enjoying another thirty second session of our tongues dancing.
He knelt down in front of my panties, stripping them with his teeth. He pushed one of his long fingers into my soaking folds. I cried out at the sensation.
"So Fucking Tight for me." He groaned out, pumping into me slowly, then moving faster with each sound I made. I rocked my hips forward as he placed a second, then third inside. My hands clawed tightly into his sex hair.
He let out a groan as he pressed his tongue against my throbbing clit. "Shit!" I moaned all too loudly, one of my hands clawing back wood on Rosalie's desk.
Yes that's right bitch. I'm going to fuck your brother, on your stupid ass desk. As his tongue made swift circles on my clit and his now four amazing fingers moved at an impossible fast paste, my moans got louder and louder.
"I'm… Gonna… Come." I gasped out, my walls starting to tighten around his fingers. He moaned into my pussy, which caused my clit to vibrate. He cured his fingers deep inside of me and I fell over the edge, powerfully releasing around his fingers.
He lifted his head, sucking his fingers clean. I wasn't waiting anymore. I popped the button to his jeans open, letting his pants fall to his ankles.
I stood up and pushed him on his back on the desk. He kicked the rest of his pants off his feet easily, along with his shoes and boxers.
His dick was completely the best I've laid eyes on, far better than Edward's, and beyond that. He groaned out loudly as I took his cock in my hand.
"You don't…. Ahhh FUCK." He groaned as I placed him in my mouth, sucking and swirling my tongue around his shaft.
His Hips immediately bucked upward, sensationally hitting the back of my throat. I moaned into his mouth, which made his hard cock twitch and throb in my mouth. I bobbed my head up and down.
Fast at First, then slow, but hard, my forehead hitting his lower stomach. I could feel him twitching and throbbing in my mouth.
I knew he was close. I flicked my tongue over his tip which made his hips twitch upward. "Shit… I'm.. get back." I didn't listen.
I lifted my head up so that my mouth was only on the tip of his cock, while my hands rubbed the lower half of him.
He was letting out loud groans and Moans at my every suck, and I fucking loved it. I sucked him back all the way into my mouth slowly, my teeth grinding every time my head lifted and dropped.
"Fuck… fuck… FUCK!"he moaned loudly, his voice echoing throughout the room. He Burst down my throat, and I enjoyed the taste of him.
I lifted my head up from him, standing up. He stood up and placed me on my back on the desk, my ankles resting at his shoulders.
He then roughly shoved into me. He filled every part of me. Every little problem I was having was gone, because he fit there. He stretched me amazingly,
And we both groaned at the same time. He pulled back out and pounding back in. I cried out in pleasure each time he did it.
He began to quicken his pace while impossibly pounding harder and harder. The entire desk was moving quickly, screeching and moving with him. He reached out and circled my nipple, with one thumb,
And flicking my clit with the other. He moved his pace faster and faster with each cry I made, sweats now matting out hair to our foreheads, both of us getting close.
"I'm coming… " I said, pushing myself up against him, out skin clapping together quickly. "cum with me." He said huskily, and that was all it took.
My back arched up highly and stars shot from everywhere behind my eyelids. I screamed his name as my walls squeezed his cock.
He threw his head out and let out the loudest groan yet, Shooting his come far within me. He plopped down on top of me, his cock still inside me.
"Bella?" he asked, is voice laced with the aftershock. "Hmm?" I whimpered weakly. "I love you, Fiancé." He said. "I love you too, Jasper."
Hoped you like it! Review! And maybe, just maybe.. I'll post more of these.