Title: In Which Wes and Hobbie Walk into a Bar
Author: LaneWinree51 and Mirax Corran
Characters: Wes Janson, Hobbie Klivian
Genre: Humor, romance
Timeframe: After the beginning of Wraith Squadron but before Wes becomes a Wraith.
Summary: A choose-your-own adventure fic that does exactly what the title says.
Notes: This fic is the result of an insane, ridiculous idea that just spiraled out of control. It's a choose-your-own-adventure, so have fun. If the format is difficult to use, your have our deepest apologies. Enjoy.
Intro
The door of the bar opened. In walked two men. The first wore a broad grin; the second, a look of cautious anxiety.
"Ah, Hobbie" said the first, "We have entered that finest of lands: the cantina. Now, it is time for the games to begin. We shall open with my personal favorite –"
"No, Wes. Not your favorite," pleaded the second. "Playing your favorite cantina game has never, ever ended well."
"But Hobbie! Just because something hasn't ended well before doesn't mean that it won't this time. Besides," said Wes with a salacious grin, "have you ever seen prospects quite like these?" He swept his arm out, indicating the entirety of the cantina. "From here, you can see that we have an adorable brunette, a black-haired goddess, a stunning blond, and an exquisite redhead whose skirt was very short. Take your pick, my good man!"
Hobbie shook his head and tried to escape his friend's clutches to no avail.
Wes approached the (a) adorable brunette, (b) black-haired goddess, (c) stunning blond, or (d) exquisite redhead (who skirt was very short)...