A/N: Hehehehe...I forgot I had this otherwise I would've put it up around Christmas. Consider it one of those belated presents from your scary great-aunt. Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas."
Leia's POV
The First Twelve Minutes with Skywalker, Solo, and the Wookie (who is only mentioned
twice. Sorry, dear Chewie!!!!)
In the first minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
No prudent way out that I could see
In the second minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the third minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the fourth minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the fifth minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way that I could see
In the sixth minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the seventh minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the eight minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolt
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the ninth minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the tenth minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Ten boyish blushes
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the eleventh minute I knew him
That smuggler gave to me:
Eleven praises for the Falcon
Ten boyish blushes
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of carpet
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the twelfth minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Twelve self contradictions
Eleven praises for the Falcon
Ten boyish blushes
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
Leia's POV
The First Twelve Minutes with Skywalker, Solo, and the Wookie (who is only mentioned
twice. Sorry, dear Chewie!!!!)
In the first minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
No prudent way out that I could see
In the second minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the third minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the fourth minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the fifth minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way that I could see
In the sixth minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the seventh minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the eight minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolt
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the ninth minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the tenth minute I knew him
Skywalker gave to me:
Ten boyish blushes
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the eleventh minute I knew him
That smuggler gave to me:
Eleven praises for the Falcon
Ten boyish blushes
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of carpet
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see
In the twelfth minute I knew him
Han Solo gave to me:
Twelve self contradictions
Eleven praises for the Falcon
Ten boyish blushes
Nine chasm crossings
Eight eyes a-rolling
Seven feet of carpet walking
Six icy glances
Five searing migraines
Four feet of garbage
Three blaster bolts
Two reckless thugs
And no prudent way out that I could see