The Adventures of Writer & Her Fearless Keyboard

by Kess Becker

Daltonverse. My incredibly convenient solution to the announced death for chp. 26/27 Don't get excited. It took me a minute to write it and it's very likely to have been given the least effort I have put into anything ever.

This is clearly my most detailed and carefully written work. Based on CP Coulter's Dalton. Sadly I cannot take credit for it...yet. Muhahaha! I'm incredibly evil...and my mind seems to be slightly overactive at the moment. Please excuse me whilst I flail.

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JULIAN & LOGAN ARE LAUGHING AND TALKING

AND THEN ADAM COMES AND HE'S LIKE "RUDE AND HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT LOGAN, I'M A CREEPY STALKER! AAAAAH!"

AND REED HEARS HIM AND HE'S LIKE "OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I LIKE CLOTHES!"

AND THEN ADAM'S LIKE "NAAHHAHAH" AND HE STARTS HITTING HIM

AND THEN SHANE AND MICAH COME UP AND SHANE'S LIKE "MY BABY REED! NO!"

BUT HE CAN'T HELP BECAUSE HE WAS IN A LANDSLIDE

SO MICAH GOES UP AND HE'S LIKE "DON'T YOU HURT MY LOVE INTERESTS BOYFRIEND!"

AND ADAMS LIKE "DEATH UPON YOU!"

AND MICAH LIKE "DIE!"

AND BLAINE'S LIKE "WHAAA!"

AND SHANE'S LIKE "OH NO! MICAH'S DEAD BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I LOVE REED!"

AND REED'S LIKE "SWOON!"

AND THEN MEDEL COMES AND HAS HER BABY

AND HARVEY'S LIKE "WHAAA!"

AND THEN WINDSOR'S LIKE "BOOM!"

AND THEN DWIGHT COMES AND HE'S LIKE "Kurt, can I have a cookie?"

Author's note:

I wrote this for my friend CP first announced that there was a death. Don't hate me for killing Micah. It was just my quickest conclusion at the time.