Candy Coated Ass
"This the place?"
Asked a tall redhead as he walked into an expensive looking hotel.
"That's what it says here."
Replied the man's friend who had blond hair and stood at about 5'3" while the red head was at least 6'5".
"So, what's your cousin's name again?"
The man asked.
"Sora, Axel, for the thousandth time, it's Sora."
The blond replied.
"Sora, right. Got that Roxas."
He replied, winking at the smaller boy who sighed and shook his head.
"Excuse me, did I hear correctly, your Roxas, Sora's cousin?"
Asked a man with blue hair, walking up to the two men.
"Um, yeah. Who're you?"
Roxas asked a bit curious.
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Saix, Sora's planner. Whenever he needs something to be done, he runs it through me first."
The man stated, pulling out a card. Roxas looked at the card for a brief second before Saix took it back.
"Damn Roxas, what does your cousin do for a living?"
Axel asked with a smirk and one eyebrow arched. Roxas shrugged.
"Don't know; the whole reason for the invite was to catch up. We haven't spoken to each other in over 5 years."
Roxas replied.
"Please come with me. All we be explained on the way."
Saix stated, walking over to an elevator. Looking around, he quickly pressed a button on the side of the elevator. A small key pad came out and Saix typed in a number before another machine came out to prick his finger for a blood sample. Axel looked down at Roxas with a worried look. Roxas was just as freaked out as Axel.
The three men stepped into the elevator as the doors quickly shut behind them.
"Okay pal, what's going on?"
Axel asked. Saix turned to the men.
"Sora is the manager and producer of the famous underground magazine 'Candy Coated Ass'."
Saix stated, pausing to give the two a moment to suck it in.
"What's that?"
Roxas asked. Axel gave a questioning look to Saix who sighed.
"It's a gay magazine with men from around the world 'playing' with some of the most exquisite 'toys' and 'gags' that money can buy. Not to mention outfits as well."
Saix said, adding quotation marks to certain words. It took Roxas a moment to wrap his mind around what it was that he was just told.
"WHAT?!"
He shouted, unable to comprehend the new knowlegde. The elevator 'dinged' and Saix turned around just as the door opened.
"Yo Saix, you find them?"
A young teen with brown, gravity defying hair asked running over to the blue haired man.
"Of course."
He replied, stepping out of the elevator to allow the men behind him to walk forth.
"S-Sora?!"
Roxas asked in disbelief as he starred at his cousin who was currently wearing huge sunglasses with a microphone in one hand and a cane labled 'Pimp Cane' in the other.
"Yo~"
He replied with a huge grin. Roxas looked around at all the men that walked around in skimpy outfits.
"W-When the hell did this happen?!"
Roxas stuttered out. Sora let out a laugh.
"I inherited it from my late father."
He replied. Roxas' face could not have been more pricless then it was at that current moment. Sora let out another laugh.
"Come on, I'll show you around."
Sora said, walking away. Roxas could do nothing but follow his cousin. Axel sighed and looked around.
'What the hell kind of place is this?'
He asked himself.
"Hey Sora, do you really run this place by yourself?"
He asked, looking around.
"Sora?"
He asked, his head snapping forward.
"O-Oi, where'd you go?!"
He shouted, realizing that he was now seperated from the rest of the herd.
"Excuse me sir, are you lost?"
A voice came from behind him. Axel jumped and turned around.
"Um..."
He couldn't think of the right words to say. In front of him, a man of same height stood. He had layered pink hair and pouty lips that were glazed over with gloss. He wore baggy pants with an oversized tee-shirt that hung low on his shoulder to reveal a white tank top underneath.
"Like what you see?"
The man asked with a small smirk.
"I-I'm sorry man, but I'm not gay."
Axel defended. The man laughed.
"Don't worry your pretty little head off. It's not like I was hitting on you or anything."
He replied. Axel smiled.
"Well then, could you help me out? I'm kind of lost."
Axel stated.
"Sure; what are you looking for?"
He asked.
"My friend and his cousin, Sora."
He replied.
"Oh! You're Sora's other guest?!"
The man asked, extatic.
"Guilty!"
Axel replied.
"Well then, let's see if I can help you find out where they wondered off to. Shall we?"
He asked.
"Lead the way."
Axel replied, motioning for him to go.
"By the way, names Marluxia."
Axel smiled.
"Axel."
He replied. Marluxia began to walk in front of Axel, leading the way through the underground porno studio. Despite what Axel had said earlier, he couldn't take his eyes off the beautiful ass that belonged to the one known as Marluxia.
~.~.~
"So... How's bussiness going?"
Roxas asked, a blush on his face as he noticed all the little perverted toys he notticed as the two walked around.
"Great! At first, I thought everything was kind of weird and stuff but, after a while, you grow used to it. Everyone here is like family. Sure, their likes are different from what you'd want them to be but still, everyone here gets along great."
Sora exclaimed happily.
"Sora, there you are. You need to be directing a photoshoot right now. Did you forget?"
Asked a tall, lanky man walking over. He wore a long black closed coat with black boots. His hair was a soft silver and reached a little further down then his shoulders.
"Gomen-nai Riku-kun!"
Sora replied, scratching his head. Riku sighed.
"You'll have to make up for it later."
Riku replied with a smile.
"Fine, dinners on me. AGAIN!"
Sora replied. Riku luaghed and bent over to place a kiss on the top of Sora's head.
"And who is this?"
Riku asked, starring at Roxas.
"Uh-uhm, hi I'm Roxas, Sora's cousin."
Roxas greeted, nervously reaching out his hand. Riku smiled.
"So your the famous Roxas. Sora hasn't shut-up about you ever since he found out you would be visiting."
Riku replied, shaking Roxas' hand.
"Really?"
Roxas asked, taking his hand back. He felt a bit more at peace.
"Yeah. You try falling asleep with this guy talking your head off."
Riku replied. The uneasiness he felt before came back.
"Y-You mean you guys are..."
He couldn't bring himself to say it.
"Does that bother you?"
Sora asked, for the first time, worried that he made a mistake when he decided to tell his closest cousin and friend his biggest secret of all (and it wasn't the porno magazine).
"N-No! Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against it! I-It's just that this is still a shock to me. I'm trying to get used to this whole thing and, let's face it, I'm still not over the fact that you run this place."
Roxas replied, gesturing to the area around him. Sora laughed.
"LIke I said; takes some getting used to."
He said onced more. Roxas laughed slightly, feeling somewhat closer to his cousin.
~.~.~
Axel and Marluxia passed yet another room with no sign of the cousins.
"I don't think we'll be finding them anytime soon."
Axel stated. Marluxia sighed.
"Sorry sweetie, I tried."
He replied.
"Marluxia; there you are! Get your ass over here NOW! We need you for the next shoot!"
Some random chick with blonde hair walked out of nowhere, grabbed Marluxia and dragged him off. He waved at Axel once before he disapeered in another room.
Axel sighed.
'What now?!'
He mentally asked himself.