Okay, so this is my first story in ages, so my writing is pretty rusty. The idea came to me a long time ago, but I couldn't be bothered to expand on the story.
Before anyone says anything, this is multiship. There will also be prank calls!
It's short because I wanted to post something, but I didn't know what.
So I went with this. Enjoy.
Taipei, Taiwan
Friday, 3rd April 10:30 EST
Today was quite a stormy day. Water rained down from the sky with the occasional lightning/ Under the shelter of a umbrella, a male and a female stepped out of an American restaurant.
"So, yeah... I want to get back at Sensei, but how?" Taiwan sighed, sipping her drink.
Hong Kong tipped his head, thinking. "Why don't you do, like prank calls or something?" he asked. "You're pretty good at imitating old man Yao."
Taiwan stopped mid step, effectively soaking herself, as Hong Kong was holding the umbrella. "That. Is. Genius." she declared, and took off.
"Bye to you too," Hong Kong called, rolling his eyes.
Conference Room, California, America
Monday, 25th May 12:10 EST
The Taiwanese girl spent the first week researching her prank. She searched up pick up lines, pranks, and anything else she thought would be helpful.
Then, Taiwan found a free online voice acting class and decided to take that, too.
Taiwan practiced her prank, day after day, that simple prank just to get back at her older brother. Seven weeks passed and no one noticed.
Finally, conference day had rolled around.
Everyone was out for lunch, except for the Asian countries (and Russia. Never forget Russia. Just don't.)
The 'victim', China, sat in his chair, dozing.
Taiwan glanced around, clearing her throat quietly. No potential witnesses. Good.
She slunk towards China's phone, which lay, vulnerable, on the table. Taiwan shot her hand out and grasped the sleek machinery.
She escaped.
Taiwan typed super fast using her Meme powers. She quickly dialed America's number.
This was going to be fun.
"Hey, China, what is it?" America asked, voice muffled by what Taiwan presumed was hamburger. Ew.
"Hey, America~" She purred, in a perfect imitation of China. "How are you?"
"Look, I'm eating, dude! What is it?"
"Hey, just listen. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds - I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it~"
"...China? Are you okay?"
"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be McHandsome."
"China?"
"I'd go to the moon and back, just for you."
"...Is this Yao Wang's 3P?"
"Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you."
"...That's actually pretty sweet- " America coughed. "I mean! The hero's gonna go call the cops! And possibly an ambulance!"
America hung up.
Taiwan grinned, then burst out laughing.
Please R & R! The next will be a prank chapter.
And any pranks and pick up lines (and ships, crackier the better) would be really helpful, and appreciated!