If you give a Weasley Money....
By Spellcaster
Disclaimer: all characters belong to the fabulous JK Rowling. ( who is a much better writer than Draco)
Draco: Hey!
Author: Draco, its the sad truth.
D: its not true.
A: stop pouting
D: *pouts*
A: any ways as I was saying nothing but the plot belongs to me so please don't sue me, I don't have much money to begin with.
D: ha!!
A: shut up.
D: *pouts*
If you give a Weasley money....
By Draco Malfoy
no that's not grand enough....
By the Great Draco Malfoy
hmmm... awe inspiring but not quite there yet.....
By the Terrifyingly Brilliant Great Sir Draco Malfoy
Perfect! now where was I? Oh yes....
If you give a Weasley money
Ha a weasly with money? yeah sure, that'll happen about when I start kissing Potters skinny but! Ha father would keel over! hahahah father...... keel..... hahah.... what was I writing about again? oh right.....
If you give a Weasly money
I wonder if I'll have to pay Weasley for using his name? Royalties and all that.... and what if the book was a huge success? if?! no when. When the book is a huge success I'd have to pay Wealsey a lot of money for using his pathetic name. hmmm, I certainly don't want to be responsible for the Weasley's becoming rich. What to do what to do? ah ha! I know what I'll do, I'll sign it under a different name then sell it on the black market! And, I'll sign it under Potters name to put the blame on him! I'm so brilliant I amaze myself. So:
If You Give a Weasley Money....
By Harry Potter
no even better:
By the Horrendously Stupid Bum Harry Potter.
Brilliant now where was I?
If you give a Weasley money
This is going to be a masterpiece. It will be a classic! Even more popular than.... than.... than.... well me! no nothing could be more popular than me. It will be slightly less popular than me. yes that's perfect.
If you give a Weasley money
you know... if I go owl all the girls and tell them I wrote a book I could probably get in at least three dates! Brilliant! Draco Malfoy you are an evil genius. I must hurry and finish.
If you give a Weasley money then you must be a moronic prick who doesn't deserve any money at all.
The End
There finally finished. Accccccck!!!! a paper cut! my perfect skin, its ruined!!!! mooooooooottttthhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
The End
Authors note: no Dracos were harmed during the writing of this story. Please Review and no flames!
Draco: they burn my perfect skin.
Author: *rolls her eyes* what did I do to deserve this?
Draco: you wrote a fanfic.
Author: shut up.
Draco: *pouts*
By Spellcaster
Disclaimer: all characters belong to the fabulous JK Rowling. ( who is a much better writer than Draco)
Draco: Hey!
Author: Draco, its the sad truth.
D: its not true.
A: stop pouting
D: *pouts*
A: any ways as I was saying nothing but the plot belongs to me so please don't sue me, I don't have much money to begin with.
D: ha!!
A: shut up.
D: *pouts*
If you give a Weasley money....
By Draco Malfoy
no that's not grand enough....
By the Great Draco Malfoy
hmmm... awe inspiring but not quite there yet.....
By the Terrifyingly Brilliant Great Sir Draco Malfoy
Perfect! now where was I? Oh yes....
If you give a Weasley money
Ha a weasly with money? yeah sure, that'll happen about when I start kissing Potters skinny but! Ha father would keel over! hahahah father...... keel..... hahah.... what was I writing about again? oh right.....
If you give a Weasly money
I wonder if I'll have to pay Weasley for using his name? Royalties and all that.... and what if the book was a huge success? if?! no when. When the book is a huge success I'd have to pay Wealsey a lot of money for using his pathetic name. hmmm, I certainly don't want to be responsible for the Weasley's becoming rich. What to do what to do? ah ha! I know what I'll do, I'll sign it under a different name then sell it on the black market! And, I'll sign it under Potters name to put the blame on him! I'm so brilliant I amaze myself. So:
If You Give a Weasley Money....
By Harry Potter
no even better:
By the Horrendously Stupid Bum Harry Potter.
Brilliant now where was I?
If you give a Weasley money
This is going to be a masterpiece. It will be a classic! Even more popular than.... than.... than.... well me! no nothing could be more popular than me. It will be slightly less popular than me. yes that's perfect.
If you give a Weasley money
you know... if I go owl all the girls and tell them I wrote a book I could probably get in at least three dates! Brilliant! Draco Malfoy you are an evil genius. I must hurry and finish.
If you give a Weasley money then you must be a moronic prick who doesn't deserve any money at all.
The End
There finally finished. Accccccck!!!! a paper cut! my perfect skin, its ruined!!!! mooooooooottttthhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
The End
Authors note: no Dracos were harmed during the writing of this story. Please Review and no flames!
Draco: they burn my perfect skin.
Author: *rolls her eyes* what did I do to deserve this?
Draco: you wrote a fanfic.
Author: shut up.
Draco: *pouts*