It was an hour before midnight one Saturday evening. Naruto had invited his friends over for a sleepover. They had spent most of the day playing card games and doing some boyish things but, as the night started to wind down, the shower thoughts rose out of them.
Lee turned to Naruto and, with a dead-eyed stare, asked, "If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?"
Sweat runs down his neck as he searches for an answer.
Not a moment later, Shikamaru sighs, "It's a sin, that's what it is."
Naruto gawks at him, feeling offended, "Its called having fun!" The boys give each other a look before turning to the blond. He flares up in red, "I am very lonely so shut the fuck up."
Choji, who they thought had been asleep, groans aloud, "Please go to sleep, I have training with my dad tomorrow."
"Sleep is for the weak." Lee informed, cracking a cold one with the boys.