"Where's Midoriya?" someone in the room asks.
"Last I checked Midoriya said he was joining a club that was sure to help him score with the ladies" Mineta says not looking up from where he was on his phone.
His words causing a pause in all his classmates' actions to hear the conversation.
"Oh, pray tell what club that is?" an intrigued not at all jealous Yaoyorozu asks, although she's already thinking of ways to try and joining it without being obvious.
Trying to hold in his laughter, Mineta spills, "He joined bible club, said it would be the perfect place to score, even though I highly disagreed with him. Instead he told me, and I quote "Rejection isn't in my vocabulary, neither is no, maybe next time, Not interested or in your dreams". Rubbing his chin Mineta shrugs then looks back to his classmates "At that point he just kept spouting rejection phrases, so I sort of tuned him out, but you get the jest."
Silence rings around the classroom as they take in Mineta's words. As close as they've become with the green haired boy, aside from Iida, the closest friend to Midoriya is Mineta and that's mainly because they went to the same school together. Hearing his words, they see no reason not to believe him, as ludicrous as it sounds, because honestly, that sounds just like something Midoriya would do.
"I'm sorry, I know Midoriya does a lot of stupid shit to lure in girls- "Some of which has surprisingly worked" Mina whispers ,one of the unfortunate souls to have fallen for Midoriya perverted yet, seductive charm, -"But joining bible club, that has to be his stupidest idea yet" Jiro finishes, hoping the only thing Midoriya ends up with is a purified soul, but even that is doubtful.
Half of the class nods their heads agreeing with Jiro, because while they believe Midoriya may have some amazing skills at picking up girls, or at least attracting them, even they must draw the line at getting a girl from the bible club to go out with him.
"I concur, Midoriya has skill, I will admit" Momo says not trying to admit that she was also one of the girls Midoriya was able to win over, "However I have to agree with Jiro that Midoriya may be out of his depth here."
"I don't know girls, you've seen what Midoriya can do, if the guy says he's going for the girls there, then he's likely to get a girl." Kaminari interjects, despite how jealous he is of the green haired boy he admits Midoriya has great game recounting all the girls the boys gotten with, which is way too many for one guy.
"Ok, true as that may be, I highly doubt bible club is the best place to land anyone." Jiro rebuts, trying to think of any girls who would even be in that club.
Everyone around her begins to nod their heads, thinking how much luck he could have in a club that's supposed to be about religion. Most of them thinking that if anything at least this will distract Midoriya enough from getting 1A caught into any more of his shenanigans required to get a date with a girl. Granted they usually work out, just not without someone else getting hurt.
A few shuddering from the aftermath of his master plan to pick up one of the upper-class girls, Nejire Hadou as they recall. They really should've known better then believe Midoriya needed help with a "school assignment". Shaking their heads, they look to poor Koda who has yet be forgiven by the bunny community for that debacle. Of course, everything played out just how Midoriya wanted it too, and achieved his goal of scoring a date with their senpai.
Ding!
"What was that Mineta" Todoroki, normally the silent one of the class asks. Usually he would stay in the back and keep quite but he too is invested to see what happens with Midoriya and his conquest to get girls from the bible club. "Let's see if Midoriya can prove everyone wrong" a stoic Todoroki thinks secretly laughing.
"It's Midoriya, and – slowly a smile erupts on Mineta's face- the sly dog actually scored a date" laughing at everyone for not believing in his friend. He's not surprised by this, in fact he expected it. Since middle school Izuku's been able to make just about any girl fall to her knees for him. If he didn't know any better, he'd say he has some sort of seduction quirk…lucky bastard.
"Enough Mineta, stop fooling around" silencing the grape haired fool, Iida catches the small boys' attention long enough for one of the girls to ask him what everyone else is thinking "Midoriya actually got a date, and from the bible club?" Mina asks surprised.
Mineta grinning like a Cheshire cat, goes to show the message his best friend just sent to everyone. "Look for yourself" Mineta says handing his phone over to his classmates allowing them to see a selfie of Midoriya and a green haired girl shooting a thumbs up, and his signature wink all girls have come to fall for shocking everyone in 1A. "And wouldn't you guess, it's with the bible club's president, even told me to not wait up for him after class since he's taking her out already" laughing starting up again.
"Hold on, Isn't the president of the bible club that girl from 1B" Hagakure barely finishes before everyone hears a gasp next to her.
Looking to the culprit they see none other than their electric quirk user Kaminari looking nervous.
"Oh god, Midoriya is gonna corrupt U. A's purest soul" Kaminari says horrified yet also impressed. Although he's also bit jealous for the fact, he has a crush on the club's president.
"Wait who's the damn president and what are you talking about?" Uraraka asks both teenagers.
"Ibara Shiozaki. She's said to be the sweetest, most innocent girl in all 1B," Mineta says nodding his head, "probably the whole school but also strong, probably strongest of 1B really. And Super religious so or course she'd be the president of that bible club." Mineta finishes impressed yet again by his best friend's charm.
"Wow, Midoriya has some really good flirting skills if he was able to get the girl who swore she wouldn't date till marriage" Kirishima says praising the green haired broccoli boy.
Most of the boys, including Todoroki, nodding in agreement that they're impressed at Midoriya show of skills.
"Never underestimate my best friend, Kirishima. Pick any girl in this school and Midoriya will have her wrapped around his finger in under 5 seconds." Mineta says bragging of his friends' skills.
For a moment Kirishima looks like he's about to when he opens his mouth to speak, only to stop when he sees a few of the girls glaring at him. Scratching the back of his head he awkwardly looks away whistling.
"You shouldn't brag about someone being a horndog." Jiro whispers to Mina.
When everyone breaks off back into their groups the entirety of 1A starts to talk amongst themselves about these current events regarding their resident playboy. All chatter amongst each other stops however when the door to their classroom slams open. When seeing who it is, Yaoyorozu goes to greet her fellow class rep.
"Oh Kendo, how are you? Is something the matter?" the vice rep asks once she sees the angered expression on her friend.
"Tell Midoriya to keep his hands off Ibara before he corrupts her", looking to their entire class she continues, "he may have tainted about half the school's population of girls here at U.A, but we in 1B will not allow him to corrupt our classmate. She is too pure for him" Kendo says in a battle-ready stance with most if not all of 1B standing behind her yelling in agreement at her declaration. Some activating their quirk to deepen the threat.
"Yeah Shiozaki is off limits"
"Hands off our angel"
"We'll take you down if it means keeping her safe!"
Surprisingly Mineta walks forward shaking his head unfazed by threatening aura being aimed towards him "I'm sorry Kendo-san but if Midoriya managed to snag a date with your classmate then it's too late, she's a goner. She's probably already been corrupted" pretending to look at a watch that is not on his wrist he continues, "yup I wouldn't doubt if she were now converted to Midoriya-ism."
"What the hell is Midoriya-ism" one of the 1B kids ask?
Surprisingly it's one of the 1B girls who answer that "Ugh it's where you basically", waves her hand around, "I don't know fall for Midoriya and like get wrapped around his finger. So stupid."
"Uhm, and how would you know this Yui?" a surprised Kendo asks.
A blush erupts on the 1B girl as she realizes she spoke aloud, revealing her past with Midoriya. "Rumors." The girl quickly answers.
Coughing Mineta's capture 1B's attention," Yes well anyways, back to what I was saying Shiozaki is probably corrupted so byee"
Furious 1B and their class rep take a moment before they finally speak "Fine, if that's the way it is, then we challenge Izuku Midoriya to prove he is worthy for Ibara's hand, only then will we leave you guys alone"
Nods, and yells of agreement are heard all around until an explosion cuts them off.
"Oi, extra's, Man Hands. I may not like shitty Deku and his playboy perverted ways, but even I know going up against him isn't a good idea. Just let the guy go on his date. If we're lucky that vine chick can purify Deku's perverted soul."
A tick mark appears on Kendo's forehead for the comment thrown at her about her hands. Breathing through her nose she takes a deep breath, gritting her teeth and comes up with a solution.
"Fine, but if Ibara comes back tainted or even somewhat off from how her usual saint self then we're gonna kick his and all of 1A's asses, starting with yours" pointing at Mineta, Class B's rep states before activating her quirk to indicate the seriousness of their threat and walking off with her classmates.
Each student glaring at their opposite in 1A before disappearing, leaving a heavy tension in the air and a slightly sweating Mineta behind.
After the debacle they've just decided to dub "Midoriya' s bible girl problem" everyone decides to remain silent until finally Tsuyu speaks her mind as usual and asks the question on everyone's mind. "We're going to get our asses kicked because of Midoriya aren't we, Kero?
"Yup"
"Oh yeah"
"No doubt"
"I should probably write a last will and testament"
"Damn Deku"
