Alice hates rabbits. Especially white ones. Give them a watch and a suit they were the devil. She will never forget how that one rabbit changed her life for the worse. It started out innocently enough, with her sitting under a tree, not a care in the world, when out of nowhere she hears a strange ticking sound. She looks over to her mother, who was sitting in the small patch of flowers a little ways in front of her reading a book, but it didn't appear to be coming from her. She looks left and right, standing up to walk around the tree. And there it was. The adorable little monster that took her normal life away.
"hello there" She called out to it, "what's your name?" "White Rabbit of course!" he shouted back, shocking Alice to the ground. She hadn't been expecting it to reply when she asked, she was just bored and talking to it seemed like the logical thing for the seven-year-old girl to do when she saw it. "your parents weren't very creative, were they?" Alice inquired. The rabbit responded with a glare before looking down at a disproportionately huge pocket watch in his hand (paw?), exclaiming "oh dear! I'm horribly late! I must be going! Oh dear!" "wait!" says Alice as he goes down a hole. The stupidest thing she's ever done… was follow him. somehow her dress catches her and she gently floats to the bottom. she then precedes to go on a terrible journey, eating magic mushrooms, drinking strange liquid, absolutely destroying her dress, and nearly being beheaded.
Yes, Alice hated rabbits. the next time she sees one, she will kill it. Tick, tick, tick, tick, oh dear, is that a watch?