So, this may be a sort of cliche idea, but whatever. It just sort of popped into my head during Spanish and I had to write it down.
Warnings: sort of implied yaoi, and Kiego stupidness
Disclaimer: I don't own it. I don't even own a volume of it, broke as I am.
"What!? Yours is bigger than mine! That's not fair!"
"Yeah… Bigger and longer."
"Haha. It'll never fit inside. Plus, look at the rest."
"Well, just because the rest of yours is bigger doesn't mean it's better. It's disproportional, and probably won't taste very good."
"Shuddup! Yours are small… they're, like, shriveled little balls."
"Whatever. Geez, how do I fit this in here-"
A loud clattering noise and a thump break the silence that sits outside the home ec classroom. The few students listening at the door look at each other.
"Ow! Be careful with that thing! You just poked me really hard!"
"So put it in yourself, idiot!"
"Fine!"
There is a slow, wet, sloppy noise, and the one of the room's occupants breathes out in relief. "There, I guess it did fit inside."
Suddenly, Kiego, standing outside the door, can't stand it anymore. He has to save his friends from the horrible sin of in-school sex! "NOOOO!" he screams as he bursts through the door into the Home ec room.
He was faced with the mind-burningly sexy sight of… Ichigo smushing an overlarge banana into a blender, while Renji sits with another banana and four apples on a table?
"What, Kiego?" Ichigo looks faintly annoyed as he pulls his gloved arm out of banana mush. "Do you think we're going to poison someone with our cooking skills again?"
"I-uh-er-I thought-"
"Nothing. You never think." Mizuro walked in and covered his friend's mouth.
Renji and Ichigo looked at each other, totally clueless. "Geez… we're just making a smoothie for extra credit in class."
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