THIRD TIME IS THE BLODDY CHARM! LETS BEAT SOME GAMES! NO INFO JUST CAPS LOCK RAGE
ch1: a quest from Chuck Norris
it was a bright and sunny day in the land of smash the birds were singing and Kirby was eating said birds. But in the author mansion it was time for the authors to get their chores for the day. As the smashers lived together in a large mansion run by master hand, the authors all lived in one on the opposite side of smash ville. It looked much like the smashers mansion: a 3 story tall building painted white (basically the white house minus the idiots). But back to the main event the jobs for that day:
In a large room was every single author that was part of the smashers lives (weather for good or bad) the room was circular and the authors sat on floating plat-forms leading the authors (due to no one else wanting to) was ninja mongoose 2nd king of crazy.
"Ok this week we have TGMS in charge of the Pokemon" NM began listing of the jobs for that day
"AWSOME SAUCE! :D" responded the first king of crazy nearly jumping off his plat-form
"white fang wolf will go and try to recruit de blob to the smashers" NM continued
"great... I'm going to get covered in paint" sighed the authoress
"And lastly Bowser communist has to get us white castle... well we're going hungry" NM commented not believing in the author nick-named "sir spellchecks-little"
"You can count on me boss! I wont let you down! LLLLEEEERRROOOOOYYYYY !" shouted the add, adhd, aspburger and ocd teen jumping out a conveniently placed window.
"I believe in him" said TGMS
"Shut up, no one likes you" snapped WFW
"... I like me" responded TGMS mimicking Caboose from red vs blue
"HELLO MY CRAZEZIE :D!" shouted BC as he flung the doors to his oc's house open.
"oh hey BC" partially greeted a shiny mew busy playing Skyrim. Why was a mew playing Skyrim you ask? Well he was not any old shiny mew hacked in via game shark, he was Steve (dovakinn) Senri the shiny mew dragon born.
"well hello to you to Chuggaaconroy" mocked BC knowing his ocs hated being called what they were based off of.
"so is someone being submitted to a new story? I heard from Sean you have your eye on a new Pokemon one" asked a dwarf coming out of the john. As first of my oc Varimid was the least creative he wore a yellow shirt with a mario stare on it that said "invincible" he also had black sweat pants and dark brown hair, he already had a full head being a dwarf but his normal hair was covered by a creeper hat. He is Varimid Grizzwald Peculiar amnesiac dwarf of Kaz-modan.
"Nope. Not today. We're going to white castle to get the authors food." answered BC putting on his hat made of Magickarp pokemon cards, he was in bluntness a human version of Varimid having the same hair color and personality just with out the beard and taller, though he did have a different shirt that was black and said "shirt of geekdom +2 awesomeness" he was Bowser communist lev x third king of crazy
"White castle sounds fun, do you think we could go?" hoped a voice coming from the stairs as a girl came down then. She was Kussa the frosslass poke-morph and purposefully love interest of Varimid she wore a deep white kimono with a few light blue snow flakes like patterns. Her hair was quite short and was a crystal like blue, lastly to note were her eyes, being a deep purple that any artist would kill to get the tint of it right
"I don't see why not I can't kill orange while I'm gone so sure you guys can come with me." said bc glad he would be able to have some random times with his ocs while doing a job.
"Well you will have to take me cause I'm just plain bored" spoke a disembodied voice.
"Nega what in Honey_dew's name are you doing here?" spoke Varimid looking at nearby trash cans as a being made of pure evil and laziness slithered out from them. He was none other then Nega sean the shadow clone of... someone. He had purple skin and black hair sticking up Goku style, his eyes were a deeper red then cpt falcons nose when he walked in to the girls bathroom by mistake.
"Well, as you remember dwarf," began Nega "I took over that mega-bat 47. Ever since then I have been able to enter and exist the house of BC easily"
"So that time I ran out of milk?" Varimid asked
"Yep! You mad bro?" Nega taunted, doing his infamous troll face
"So you want in too, do you? Fine let us set forth for adventure! hit it Joe" BC said to the sky
" well BC, Varimid, Kussa, and Steve
along with Nega who hated glee
went to find a white castle
something something something hassle " sang a really retarded voice
"well this should be fun" bc whispered to no one as he started his epic quest
WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW PEOPLE IF YOU FLAME PLEASE JUST PM IT TO ME. AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE MENTION AT THE END JUST PUT IN YOUR ORDER FOR WIHTE CASTLE WELL IM DONE PEACE!
