Mwa ha ha! I have written… yet another oneshot. Joy. Inspired by…something or other that I read and do not remember. If ya think I copied someone else's work (besides Kubo Tite's) please review and tell me! Warnings for implied yaoi.
Disclaimer: I don't own it. I can't even draw it right!!
It was a hot day in Sereitei. A very hot day.
In fact, the whole week had been unusually hot. Hitsugaya Toushiro had developed a fan club that had taken to following him around to take advantage of the cloud of cool air he cast around him. But Hitsugaya Toushiro was probably the last person on Kuchiki Byakuya's mind as he stood, slightly paralyzed, outside his office.
"Ren-Renji?" He asked incredulously. He didn't think he had seen his fukutaicho ever looking this delicious before. Renji sat on a bench before him, talking to Hisagi Shuuhei, the top half of his hakama off, and his bare chest covered in a fine sheen of sweat. To add to that he just had to be sucking on an ice cube. Probably got it from the practice yards after Hitsugaya trained.
Byakuya felt his face flush at the sight. He looked down, trying to regain his composure. Finally succeeding, he walked toward Renji impassively. "Abari-fukutaicho," he began, "such a state of undress is improper for an officer such as yourself."
"Huh?" Renji looked nonplussed.
Byakuya allowed himself a small smirk. "Come by my quarters tonight. I will see that you are properly punished." He swept off, leaving an open-mouthed Renji behind him.
Hisagi attempted to break the awkward silence. "Well, uh-" he said.
Renji interrupted him, "Uh, yeah, gotta go!" The ice cube really wasn't enough to keep him cool now – he really needed to find a cold shower.
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