MUHAHAHA! Another DN fanfic from me, Karin-chan2000!

Me:This is not a story whatsoever so it's basically a script-format chat thing.

Beyond Birthday: By the way since Karin always forgets to do this, Karin-chan2000 does NOT own Death Note or any characters mentioned

Me:Thank you B! It would be awesome if I owned Death Note because B would be the main character!

Light:But I'm the main character!

Me:That's the thing. I hate you, Light Yagami!

Light: AW!

Me:Anyways, ask questions and we will try and give answers. Dare us if you want.

Nekome-sama: First, Ryuik, why you try to eat my apples to apples cards?

Ryuik: Their apples that's why

Nekome-sama:Light, okay seriously dude. Why do you think killing people with a NOTEBOOK is going to make the world a better place? I'm lost on that one.

Light: I WILL BE THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!

Everyone:*slowly backs away*

Nekome-sama: Okay? L, …...WHY YOU LIKE CANDY SO MUCH?

L: Because it keeps me awake and alert

Nekome-sama: Beyond Birthday, why you so cuuuute?

Beyond Birthday: Me? Cute? Ha! Wait, that means your on my side! Thank you!

Me: Satisfied Nekome? Hope you are!