Filia's Tea Obsession! Ever wonder "Why?"
Disclaimer: Slayers belongs to the people who they belong too. (I am so good with words) But unfortunately those people aren't me. (Sniff sniff) So please let me keep my little bit of money to buy anime.
Lita: There the perfect disclaimer!
Xellos: why don't you claim to own Slayers?
Lita: because I don't and there would probably be some really big lawsuit against me and I don't have any Money!
Xellos: EXACTLY! It would be so fun!
Lita: (sweatdrop) please ignore Xellos I DO NOT own Slayers and That's final!
Lina-tachi were eating (waging war) at some Inn that will remain anonymous because it's not important. (Anonymous Inn: I quit! Lita: I made you! You can't quit! AI: darn) Xellos was sipping his hot chocolate for no reason ( well actually they wouldn't let him have coffee { to get his lame joke you should probably read: Slayers Freetime beware of Xellos by: Mystera}) Filia was sipping her Tea. Zel was drinking his coffee. Lina, Amelia, and Goury wre waging world war three. Actually they were just eating but they could've fooled the poor waiters.(and waitresses) When they were down a waiter came up to Filia.
Terrified Waiter: excuse me Miss. But this came for you.
Filia: hhmm.. for me thank you (opens the package) TEA!
Minna(minus Filia and Xellos): uh-oh
Xellos: ^_^
The next day on the road they stopped and Filia got out her new tea and treid it out.
Filia: mmmm… Bengal spice (my favorite ^_^) delicious!
Xellos: ^_^
Lina: (tapping foot impatiently) can we go!? We HAVE to be in Saillune by nightfall!
Gourry: why?
Lina: we don't want to be late for the banquet!
(facfault)
Filia: yeah I guess so (finishes last of her tea)
Later…
Filia's feeiling a bit woozy.
Lina: Filia you look like your drunk!
Filia: I shfiiine
Lina: you haven't had any alcohol as far as I know…
Filia: (regains composure) what happened?
Xellos: (snicker)
Filia: XELLOS! (spins around to look at Xellos) (is hit by anotheer wave of wooziness) Master Xellos! Is there anything I can get for you? (hearts in eyes)
(Minna minus Xellos facefault)
Xellos: why yes! I want you to take these and file them (pulls out a huge stack of papers)
Filia: yes master Xellos!
Lina: (grabs Xellos in headlock once Filia's gone) WHAT did you do to Filia?
Xellos: Sore…
Lina: (tightens headlock)
Filia: Master Xellos… LET GO OF HIM RIGHT NOW (whips out mace and whacks Lina away from Xellos) Master Xellos are you alright?
Xellos: yes, yes I am fine.
Zelgadiss: Filia can I see your new package of tea?
Filia:I..guess so..(hands Zel the package)
Zel: (examines it for awhile but I'm too lazy to describe the examination so use your imagination) it's drugged. And from the looks of things its gonna make the drinker fall in love with Xellos. I have no doubt that it was him who sent this to Filia.
(A/N: I'm too lazy to drag this out Sorry)
Lina: well can you cure it?
Zel: you'd have too ask Xellos.
Lina: Well…
Xellos: Sore Wa Himitsu Desu^_-
Lina: do. It. (evil glare)
Xellos: fine. (pout) (snaps fingers and tea box buns up while Filia returns to normal)
Filia: what happened?
Lina: that new tea you got was drugged and Xellos sent it.
Filia: NAMAGOMI!!(whips out mace and proceeds to beat Xellos)
Lita: yeah yeah I know it's short but I'm to lazy to drag it out. Maybe if I get the right inspiration I'll make it longer.
Xellos: How about we delete it and forget completely about it?
Lita: Shut up.-_-
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