~**Authoress's note: This is the same poem, about Alexander's thoughts -
just revised – I actually have the correct spelling for Protestants! Whoot
me! Actually, didn't even know I spelled it wrong. ^.^;;;
Okay, anyway – Don't own 'im. Wish I did – everybody should have their own
regenerating priest at their disposal. Have fun!**~

Ah'm a Scottish Priest

Ah'm a Scottish priest
a proud, proud Catholic
(say all the Hail Mary's Ah'm s'pose to,
bless the little lambs of God Almighty
each day)
Ah protect my flock –
the misguided, Ah bring back to light
for Ah am on a Divine Mission
o' Holy Justice –
to rid thi' world o'
all the Heathens an' the
Damned.
Vhampires, Ghouls, Freaks, an' Protestants beware –
for Ah am the Scottish priest,
Father Alexander Anderson,
an' whi' the Blessing o' God
an' whi' my blessed blades an' my power
blessed by the Lord God Almighty hisself,
Ah shall banish yu all back to the
depths o' Hell from whence ye came!
for Ah am the Scottish priest,
Father Alexander Anderson,
an' nuthin' short o' God's own call
is gunna stop me!