A/N: Hey! So, I finally broke down last night, and just HAD to start writing a Cold War coupling fan fic! I couldn't hold it back anymore! They're only, like, my favorite pairing~! Anyway, there is going to be NO genderbending, and NO Mpreg in the fan fic, just awesome, hot, crazy Ivan x Alfred~! So, please leave a comment if you like, and keep reading~!

Ivan looked at the file before him, which enclosed his next victim. He had gotten the offer just this morning, and taken it, and he was already completely done planning his strategy. Is was pathetic how easily some of these people went down. It was when he came across exciting things, like the location of one of the other mafias that Ivan really felt that tingling joy course through his body. But right now, there was nothing but dull boredness. Ivan sighed, and looked over at the phone on his desk. Then, he got a brilliant idea. Picking up the phone, Ivan yelled for Toris, whose brown head promptly showed up in the door way, the rest of his body trembling, like always,

"Y-yes, sir?"He asked, fiddling restlessly with his hands. Ivan smiled gleefully across the room,

"I think It's about time I got myself a new toy, da?" his question was metaphorical, of course, any idiot could clearly see that. And Toris, being a subjugate to the Russian Mafia boss for a good 5 years knew exactly what Ivan meant by what he just said. And so, he hastily bowed,

"I'll call the club, and tell them you're on your w-way down, sir," he said. Ivan shook his head,

"No, no, I'll do that, Toris, you just call the limo and make sure it's here by the time I'm off the phone,"he said, smiling at the other. Toris just nodded, and then hastily left the room. Ivan continued to smile for a few seconds. Thinking of how long it'd been since he'd had the time to get a new toy. Weeks? Months? Years? Well, all that mattered now was that he was getting a new one. And so, Ivan dialed the clubs' number, happy to hear the German accent of a certain Prussian (at least, he always says he's Prussian),

"Guten Abend, how can help you out?" Gilbert asked,

"Доброе утро, Gilbert, how are you doing?" He heard a chuckle on the other line,

"I'm great, but I know you didn't call just to see how I'm doing," he said. Ivan smiled,

"You're right, you wouldn't be so lucky," the Prussian laughed at that. Ivan thought it was odd that he thought that was funny, since he was serious, but whatever pulled the others' chain, that's just fine with him. He could easily get rid of him if he caused him any annoyance. But, usually, Gilbert's presence was actually quite enjoyable (when he wasn't talking about 'awesomeness'). And so, Ivan continued,

"I'd like a new toy," he said simply. Gilbert coughed,

"How did I guess?" he asked. Ivan just responded with a slight hmm noise,

"Well, I've gotten a few new ones, one especially I think will interest you," Gilbert said.

"What's his name?" he inquired. Gilbert sniffed,

"I don't usually tell anyone names..." Ivan let his signiture kolkolkol seep in from his throat and the other abruptly stopped,

"Well, there's always a first, right?" Gilbert laughed nervously. Ivan didn't laugh,

"Right~ His name's Alfred. He's a blondie, your favorite," Ivan smiled wider. He had to hand it to the man, he really did know Ivans' tastes very well,

"Well, I'll be down there in a few minuets, have that one ready, da?" he said. He could here the Prussian smile on the other side of the phone,

"O.K., I'll have him ready when you get here," he said, and Ivan promptly hung up the phone, standing up, and walking over to the hanger by the door to put on his huge, tan, overcoat. His step was a bit more jubilant than usual, and his eyes closed as he walked and hummed at the same time as he walked through his huge house, his steps echoing around the large rooms with high ceilings. He stepped out into the cold Chicago air, and was happy to see the limo was already waiting for him outside. He smiled as he approached Toris, who had opened the limo door for him to get in. And so, he entered the limo, and was on his way.

"This should be exciting, da?" He said out loud to himself.

So, a rather short chapter, but remember , I just started this last night, and so it was all spur of the moment, which is the way I love it! So, basically, that means more soon~! REALLY soon~!