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I was thinking to myself one day, and I thought, "What would happen if I was dropped into the world of the Ouran High School Host Club?" and thus, this was born. Enjoy!

A/N: Just an FYI, I'm not sure if anyone cares about this, but in case you're wondering, Alexandra Penelope Edwards is not my real name. It's a pen name.

Alexandra's strange and funny adventure at the Ouran High School Host Club

Chapter 1

"How the fuck did I end up here?"

A young girl, no more than fifteen or sixteen, walked the luscious halls of Ouran Academy with no clue as to how she really got there or what she was supposed to be doing. She didn't even know whether she was supposed to be in class or not. And if she was supposed to be in class, then which one? She glanced at what appeared to be her schedule and grimaced. Apparently, right now, she was supposed to be in Class 1-A in Building D.

"Wherever the Hell that is."

"Hey." The girl turned around to see what appeared to be a young man around her age, wearing a boys uniform heading towards her. The boy looked a little like her except he wasn't wearing glasses and his hair wasn't curly enough. That and his eyes were brown, where as hers were hazel with specks of brown. "You look a little lost."

"Is it that obvious?" The boy smiled at her and she timidly smiled back. She was always shy when meeting new people. "I'm looking for Class 1-A, Building D. Do you know where that is?"

"Yeah. I was actually on my way to Building D. I can take you there if you like."

"Thanks." They walked through the courtyard towards one of the massive buildings. "I really appreciate this. It's my first day here and I don't really know my way around yet."

"No problem." There was an awkward silence. "I'm Haruhi, by the way."

"Alex. Alex Edwards." Alex glanced at the boy. There was something…up with him, but she didn't know what. She nearly bumped into him when he came to a sudden halt. They were standing in front of a large door, with a little sign reading, "Class 1-A, B.D" hanging from the side.

"This is it. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"No, no, I'll be fine. Thanks again for helping me. See ya." And with that she opened the door and stepped inside. Just as the door was about to close behind her, she turned around for a last glance at Haruhi.

"I wonder…"

After class, Alex found out that the last hour of the day happened to be Study Hall for her, so she decided to take a look around. It did not take long for her to get lost again.

"Fantastic. Fan-bloody-tastic! I'm never gonna be able to find my way out of this place."

She came across a door with a sign reading "Music room three." For some reason she felt compelled to go inside.

"Maybe I can ask someone for directions."

She opened the door and stepped into a humongous ballroom with many tables and fancy couches. A chandelier hung here and there, while the windows gave stunning views of the grounds.

"Welcome." She turned around and found a group of boys standing around what appeared to be their leader, who was sitting in a fancy armchair that resembled a throne. There were words to describe these boys, but Alex couldn't decide on which one. There was "Handsome", "Gorgeous", "Stunning", "Pretty", "Sexy", "Hot", "Beautiful", and so many others that she couldn't think of at the moment. The words she eventually chose were:

"What the…?"

Their were seven of them total. The one sitting on his "throne" was about a year older than herself with blonde hair. Next to him was a boy who looked to be the same age as the first one, with black hair and glasses. Behind them were a pair of identical twins, who both had orange hair and golden eyes.

"What are Fred and George doing here?" *1

On the twins' right was a little blonde boy holding a pink stuffed bunny that defined the term, "cute overload". The boy was sitting on the shoulders of a tall, dark, and handsome young man who seemed to be the eldest of the bunch. And next to him was…

"Haruhi?"

"Oh. Hey Alex." Haruhi waved at her and walked over.

"Wha…what is this place?"

"This," The leader had somehow managed to get behind Alex without her noticing and swung his arm around her shoulders. "is the Ouran Host Club." He motioned to the others and the room surrounding them.

"Um…okay." She craned her head around to look at Haruhi.

"What's a host club?"

"A host club," He pulled the blonde off of her. "is a place where women pay attractive men to talk to them."

"Don't say it like that!" The leader had rejoined the conversation. "We are a group of beautiful people who entertain guests for a small fee. A host club is a place where women can relax, have fun, and make a few friends. Although…" The blonde glanced at Alex suspiciously "it's not often that we get a male client."

"Male…client?"

"They think I'm a…? Just because I'm wearing a boys uniform, they think…?"

"I…I…"

"But don't worry," The blonde patted her on the shoulder. "we don't judge here. Now, who would you like?" He made a fancy gesture towards the others. "We have the boy Lolita type," The little blonde hopped off the older man's shoulders and waved cutely. "the mischievous type," The twins gave a sexy smirk. "the strong silent type," The one that had been holding the little boy nodded in her direction. "the cool type," The boy wearing glasses bowed. "the normal type," Haruhi glared at him. "or…" The blonde tilted her chin up and bent forward until their faces were mere centimeters apart. "do you prefer the princely type?"

Alex stood there, speechless. This was just too weird. That, and the lust she was suddenly feeling for this boy and the others…was simply overwhelming.

"Must not faint. Must not faint. MUST…NOT…FAINT!"

"Haruhi." She whispered. The blonde backed off.

"Haruhi, eh? Huh. I was sure that you were a mischievous type. Okay then. Haruhi…"

"Right." Haruhi linked arms with Alex. "Shall we?" Without waiting for an answer, he guided her across the room and sat on a couch, pulling her down with him. "So, anything you want to talk about?"

"Uh…uh…" Alex was still in a state of shock over what had just transpired in the last two minutes. She quickly tried to regain her composure with little success. "I…I…I think I need some air. Do you mind if we…step out for a minute?"

"Sure. You do look a little pale." They stood up and walked outside, completely oblivious to the fact that they were being watched.

"Who is that guy? I've never seen him around here before." One of the twins whispered to his brother.

"I think he's the new foreign exchange student that was mentioned in this morning's announcements."

"Whoever he is, he better not do anything bad to my precious little Haruhi!" The leader glared daggers at the pair as they headed out the door.

"I don't think we need to worry about that." The young man in glasses smirked.

"?"

Haruhi and Alex came to a nearby coy pond with stepping stones and fancy fountains. Alex collapsed onto a stone bench and stared out at the water.

"Hey Alex, is something wrong?" Haruhi sat next to her.

"The weirdest day of my life and you ask me if something's wrong."

"Haruhi…can I ask you something?"

"Yeah."

"Now, if I'm wrong about this, I deeply apologize in advance, but…"

"What?" Alex started to chew her bottom lip.

"What I mean is…how do I put this?"

"Just say it."

"Haruhi…" Alex turned and faced him. "Do the other boys know that you're a girl?"

Silence. Then…

"Yes. Yes, they do." Alex turned back to the water.

"Just wondering."

Another awkward silence.

"How did you know?"

"Your voice. That, and you don't have an Adams' Apple. But mostly you might say it was…" She glanced at Haruhi with a smirk. "women's intuition."

"So that means you're…"

"Alexandra Penelope Edwards." She shook her hand. "At your service."

"I figured you were a girl. But I was worried that if you were a boy you would have been offended. You were wearing the uniform so I thought…"

"Oh, it's okay. The reason I'm not wearing the girls uniform is, well…" She chuckled. "I thought they were ugly as sin and that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one." *2

"Ah."

"I'm not even trying to pretend to be a boy. I just like the suits. Back there was the first time anyone's ever mistaken me for a boy."

"Wow." Their was a brief silence as they both gazed at the pond. "So, what brings you to Ouran?"

"To be honest, I don't really know. One day my parents tell me that I've been selected for a foreign exchange program that I don't remember even signing up for, with the prestigious Ouran Academy and the next thing I know, I'm on the first flight to Japan. I've heard that it's like, a once in a lifetime opportunity and that they almost never let a commoner like me in."

"Commoner?"

"My family's not rich, so under normal circumstances, I wouldn't have been able to get into Ouran if my life depended on it." She looked at Haruhi with glint of wonder in her eyes. "So what's it like? Being rich and all?"

"I wouldn't know. I'm a commoner myself."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I got in here on a scholarship."

"Wow. You must be really smart."

"Thanks. You're pretty smart too. Not very many people have been able to figure out that I'm a girl."

"No offense, but it wasn't that difficult." *3 They both laughed and soon, they had spent an hour talking and getting to know one another.

"Hey Haruhi."

"Yeah?"

"I've been meaning to ask this, but I don't want to be too personal…"

"Yes?"

"Why are you in the Host Club if you're a girl? I mean, isn't it a little weird for a girl to be entertaining other girls that are looking for boys?"

"Oh, that. Well, you see, a while ago, I accidentally broke a vase that belonged to the Host Club and I've been working off the debt by masquerading as a boy. Speaking of which," She turned to Alex, her happy face now slightly serious. "Aside from the guys, no one here knows that I'm really a girl. Would you mind not telling anyone about this?"

"Don't worry, I won't tell."

"Thanks."

"As long as you don't tell anyone that I'm a girl. Aside from you and the teachers, no one here knows that I'm a girl and I want to see how long it takes for people to figure it out."

"Sure."

DING DONG, DONG DING!

"Aw man, have we been talking that long? Tamaki's gonna kill me." She quickly stood up. "Listen, I gotta go."

"Oh, sure. I should be heading back anyway."

"Hey, why don't you come over after school tomorrow and I'll introduce you to the rest of the Host Club. Whatdya think?"

"I'd loved too."

"Great. See you there."

"See ya." They waved to each other and ran in opposite directions.

"I can't believe it. First day here and I've already made a friend. This has got to be the single most weirdest day in my entire life…but whoever said that weird was a bad thing?"

A/N:

*1- For those of you who are not familiar with Fred and George, they are the Weasly twins from the Harry Potter books/movies. They are both orange haired mischief makers and they are nearly identical.

The first time I saw the Hitachian Brothers, I was like, "OMG! It's Fred and George!" And when I saw how they interacted with each other (twincest), I basically screamed, "AAAAHHHH! Fred and George, what are you doing?" But, I'm over it now.

*2- Personally, I think the girl's uniforms in OHSHC are just hideous and if I were going to that school, I would beg for a boy's uniform until I was blue in the mouth.

*3- Is it just me, or could anyone with half a brain figure out that Haruhi's a girl? I mean, are these rich kids taking stupid pills or something? I'd understand if the boys didn't figure it out, but the girls? They couldn't figure out that a guy in a suit with no Adam's Apple and a girl's voice was a girl? Seriously, WTF? But I digress. This is Alexandra Penelope Edwards saying, "CHANGE? Ya got change? Aw come on, help a girl out would ya? Come on, change! Well could you at least buy me a Ouran Boy's uniform? I hear the Host Club is recruiting."

Thanks so much for reading! RxR please!