Author's note: I've wanted to do a parody fic for a while, so I you
now made this one up because I thought it would be fun, and Alice in
Wonderland is a classic I have always liked so I adapted it with Total
Drama characters. After all the hard work I have been doing on my
school projects I have been doing, I thought I could just take a break
of middle school and write a Total Drama fic. Why did I pick this
particular fairy tale to adapt? Like I said, I just like it. Why Gwen?
Cause I like torturing her heh Hope you enjoy!
Note to anyone who's read this fic before: All right, all right, I
will take a long time doing this fic, I mean, the 7th grade year is
almost ending, and I have too much schoolwork on the way and tomorrow
I will be going to Alabama for Space Camp so I might take some
time maybe a month for the second chapter so no worries! And bleh I am
really lazy so of course I will be taking some time to finish the fic
so if you don't get to read the whole fic until maybe the year 2016,
blame it all on me xD! I only wanted to mention this so that way you
will notice the fic will take some time to be finished. But anyways,
the fic will obviously take long because the chapters are pretty long
and all that. That's all, just so you know.
Disclaimer: Total Drama characters are a © of Teletoon and Cartoon
Network, or Fresh TV. 'Alice in Wonderland' originally created by
Lewis Carrol, but I believe the book is now public domain. Also I
would give some credit for the movies. Whatever :P
++Gwen in Wonderland++ by XxLumpySpacePrincessxX
Part 1: Endless Fall
The sun was shining in a clear sky, bird song flittered through the
air, and the world was draped in lush green shadows from the trees
hanging overhead… but Gwen wasn't paying attention to any of that.
The young goth girl's eyes were instead fixed on a green notebook with
a lock on it. She was writing all of her experiences she has had that
weekend, like when she went to the mall with her friends.
Although she has her friends and family to keep her company, she still
missed everybody in the Total Drama cast, except for Heather. She only
came to the park to relax and write on her diary, she was half asleep.
She was having trouble keeping her eyes open, having stayed up till
three AM watching a scary movies marathon on TV with her younger
brother. Gwen yawned and her eyelids fluttered as she sat back and
thought about how nice and cool the grass felt and how great it was to
lay in the shade, how sleepy the sun was making her feel and how she
longed to just lie against the tree and…
"No I can't!" she reminded to herself. "I can't go to sleep! Mom will
be here anytime soon to pick me up and she is my only ride home!"
Hearing her own voice snapped her out of her fatigue a bit and she
peeked around the tree trunk.
"When is she coming? I am really getting tired of being here." Gwen
just kept writing on her diary like nothing has ever happened.
Ten minutes later Gwen awoke from where she had passed out in the
grass. She rubbed her eyes and sat up, little blades of green stuck to
her pale face. Quickly she grabbed her journal and looked over to see
if her mom was there already. "Where could she be?"
Frowning, Gwen stuck the diary in her backpack, angry with herself
for falling asleep and checking if her mom had arrived and loosing
precious time to finish about her Saturday, when she heard a familiar
voice she has been dying to hear. "Oh no! I am late! I'm late!"
"Duncan!" Is it true? Is he her after all, thought Gwen, and looked
in the direction of the voice. Sure enough, she spotted Duncan rushing
towards her, only he didn't look like he had a few months ago since
she last remembered him; he was now wearing a furry hood with white
bunny ears attached to it and had a pink dot of a nose placed in the
center of his face. Instead of his usual attire his favorite shirt has
been replaced by a white shirt under a red jacket adorned with gold
buttons. Gwen watched dumbfounded as the punk skidded to a stop
directly in front of her and pulled a large, gold watch out of his
pocket. "She's going to have my head for this!" he cried and darted
past.
"Duncan!" Gwen scrunched up her face in confusion. Instantly she was
on her feet and running across the grass in hot pursuit, but it wasn't
easy keeping up with the speedy little Duncan bunny.
"Duncan!" she called through her panting breaths as she gradually
began to catch up. "Where are you going? huff And why…huff why the
heck are you dressed like a bunny!"
"I am no bunny, I'm a rabbit!" he snorted indignantly. "And I have no
time for your dumb questions, stranger, I'm late!" Then with that,
Duncan disappeared down a large hole in the side of a hill, half
hidden under a hedge. Gwen, who was too puzzled to think straight,
never even considered that this could be some sort of prank and popped
in after her.
She crawled along the cramped, dusty tunnel on her hands and knees,
calling out Duncan's name as she went. Am I losing my mind or was
Duncan really dressed as a rabbit? And why did he call me stranger?
Gwen wondered, then, as the shock wore off she realized how carelessly
she had acted by following in so hastily after somebody that she has
been missing.
"I don't know if I ought to be doing this. Maybe I should turn back
while I still- YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Gwen's words were suddenly cut-off by
her screams of terror as the ground underneath her hands took a sharp
slide downwards, and she plunged headfirst down a gaping black hole.
Gwen's breath caught in her throat as she tumbled through the air. She
squeezed her eyes shut tightly, waiting for the bone-shattering impact
that was sure to come. She waited… and waited… and waited. "Hmm?
What's taking so long? If I'm gonna die I'd like to get it over with."
She dared to open one eye slightly and found that she was still
falling, but it didn't seem she was falling very fast. In fact she
seemed to be floating rather pleasantly downwards, as she was holding
an umbrella that she found on the way. Gwen gasped, "T-this is
impossible!" She looked around, her jaw dropping even more as she
noticed the sides of the hole, which were covered with cupboards,
picture frames, mirrors, coat hangers, clocks, bookshelves, posters,
and a whole bunch of other things you wouldn't expect to find in a
hole. A number of objects like tables, chairs, lamps, teapots, cups,
and a chess set also drifted up past her, and Gwen cocked a
questioning eyebrow at the odd sights.
"This is no normal hole," she decided, clearly stating the obvious.
"Maybe I'm falling into another dimension. This is way too freaky. And
why was Duncan wearing a bunny costume? That is very unusual for
Duncan. And how did he get here so quick anyways? We live very far
apart. And how did he know I was in the park and called me a stranger
and…" Gwen went on and on, trying to comprehend the situation. She
also noticed something strange, she was asking herself too much
questions about this insane situation for her.
Gwen looked down. Try as she might she couldn't see an end to this
long hole. "What if there is no end," she thought, then quickly
dismissed the idea. There had to be an end; after all, the Earth was
only so big. "I suppose I'd eventually come out on the other side…
but wait…" she paused, "That's impossible because I'd be burned to a
crisp before I even made it to the outer core."
This idea didn't exactly put Gwen's mind at ease. "Well um, then
again… maybe the Earth is hollow," she thought, trying desperately to
push the other image out of her head. "In that case I wouldn't have to
worry about burning up. Still, once I reached the center of the Earth
I'd be stuck there since every way would be up… but that's
ridiculous," she chuckled, "because once I got there the incredible
force of the Earth's gravity would crush me like a wadded up gum
wrapper."
Somehow this thought didn't make Gwen feel any better either, so she
decided to just shut-up and concentrate on the passing scenery. A
string of very strange objects swirled past her as she fell, including
the x- Ray glasses she found on Cody's pocket in the Amazon, a creepy
looking picture of Izzy, a freaky Elmo doll, and an ugly looking
animal, which she didn't had the minimal idea of what it was. "Oooooo-
kay…" Gwen said, coming to the conclusion that she'd had quite enough
scenery. Still, she kinda wished she'd brought her camera.
After a while Gwen began glancing around again, her curiosity getting
the better of her as it usually did. As she fell past a shelf she
picked up a jar that had caught her eye. "Blech…" she made an 'icky'
face at the label which read Jellied Pig's Toes, and Lord only knew
why it'd caught her eye in the first place. Gwen released it with a
smile, wondering if maybe it'd drop and land on Heather if she was
there, but instead of falling, the jar floated up above her and
disappeared into the darkness.
Minutes passed and Gwen continued to plummet. The fall seemed to be
taking forever and she was getting pretty bored. Just as she was
debating on whether or not to start a round of 'Ninety-nine Bottles of
Beer on the Wall,' the laws of gravity suddenly returned, and she
dropped the remaining length of the hole, landing with a loud THUD.
"Oww," Gwen groaned and rubbed her backside. She had be feeling that
one in the morning. "Now where am I?" she asked no one in particular.
Just then she spotted a flash of red and white out of the corner of
her eye heading down a long hallway.