The Dukes was having one of them days today , it ain't about to get better it's only gonna get worse.
Y'see first the morgage payment was late which ment the Dukes is gonna have to pay a fine.
To make matter's worse one of the boys is about to land into the biggest pickle of all.
It all started on one of them rare peaceful Hazzard Sunday's when nothing can go wrong , then it does.
Luke Duke was enjoying a nice night out on the town with his girlfriend Pamela Sue , they was having fun.
They was juking to that old country classic " Little Miss Honky Tonk " , then after few more songs they stopped.
Then they decided to head on down to Lover's rock , make a little love , do things that scared the fishes.
" Luke had fallin' under Pammy Sue's spell , he was getting drunker then a skunk as the night went on.
" I .., I.. ( hiccup)..be..st ( b..e .., bbb be goi...ng or ( hiccup) .. my uncle J.e..ss..e will my tail on f..i..re. said Luke
" C'mon Honey don't go it was just getting good I hate to see you leave please come back. confessed Pammy
Luke had stumbled on over to the General half drunk , he got behind the wheel , he started driving.
Then he started bumping into a few mail boxes, hit a few potholes, to make matters worse Luke was tired.
" Luke's eyes started getting sleepy, he tried everything to stay awake , his eyes was getting heavier , heavier.
To make matter's worse Luke was heading straight for Rainbow Canyon , he was going down.
" Sure hope someone find's Luke soon before it's too late , O'l Luke is deader then a doornail.
Luckily for Luke Cooter was driving by after picking up a wrecked Lemon , saw some smoke in Rainbow Canyon.
" Somebody best call O'l Smokey the Bear to put that fire out before it get's too late .
Once Cooter got their he got out of the truck , saw all that smoke was coming from the General Lee.
" When Cooter saw that Luke was still inside he started having a nervous fit he just prayed he ain't dead.
Then to make matter's worse Cooter started smelling Alcohol on Luke's breath which made him worrysome.
" Holy COW Luke sure glad Uncle Jesse ain't here he'd be angrier then a Grizzly Bear . said Cooter Jokingly
Sadly Cooter's Joke fell on deaf ears all Luke could do was lay their still as a stone , out colder then a dead samon.
Cooter figured he best go over to his pick-up , call an ambulance for his lifeless buddy.
Meanwhile back at the farm Jesse, Bo , Daisy was getting awfully worried that Luke ain't home yet. Bo I'm starting to get an ache in my big toe , which tells me the sun ain't a shining , Luke is in trouble. said Jesse
Then Bo suddenly got this funny look on his face , he started laughing up a storm which made Jesse awfully mad.
" What in the heck are you laughing about while were going out of our minds with worry about Luke. asked Jesse
" I'm sorry Uncle Jesse it's just Luke is with Pammy , maybe he spent the night , was too busy to call. said Bo
" Oh my lord if that boy had me up all night worrying while he's having fun he's behind is gonna be sore. said Jesse