Disclaimer: Not my characters (well, three of them are), but it is my plot.
................................................................ A day Link was picked on.
It was a beautiful morning in Kokiri Forest and Link was roaring to do something...fun...yeah that works.
"Hey, Link! Come here!" Jikira, a local Kokiri boy yelled from far away.
Link automatically listened and came to where the boy was standing. Just then, Kakuchi, Jakira's friend, jumped out and tackled him. Link wrestled the both of them but they ended up being victorious. Jikira had his sword, and Kakuchi had his Shield.
That was when Link's buddy, Kogavin, came over onto the scene.
"Link, is everything okay?" He asked. Link shook his head no, and prodded his head in the direction of the two Kokiri boys. Kogavin glared at them.
"Give it back to him!" He ordered.
"No," Jikira said plainly, "Link can ask for it himself, if he asks for it, I'll gladly give it to him."
"Aw, man, come on, you know you the people who make his games don't let him talk!" Kogavin pointed out.
"Come on, Link. Ask for it," Jikira taunted, while Kakuchi snickered. Link turned red and stared at the ground in anger.
"Stop it!" Kogavin yelled.
"Come on, Link. Jump for your shield," Kakuchi taunted, holding his shield just out of Link's reach.
"Aw, come on, you know they don't let him jump either!" Kogavin sighed.
"They did in the second one," Jikira added.
"But this is made of the Ocarina of Time, one," Kogavin pointed out.
"Ah, right," They said together, "Hey, wait, this is just some stupid fanfic made by some stupid kid (The Author takes a bow)
"That means anything can happen, right?" Kogavin grinned evilly.
The other two nodded slowly. Link looked back up and smirked. Suddenly his eyes began to go pale blue. He clothes turned into a white and blue tunic. His hair turned white, he link grew twice his size. Then Link wielded a crossed sword, that was two inches from Jikiras face.
"My sword and shield, please," Link said calmly.
"Come on, Link. You know in fanfics like these you say curse words every time you can," Kogavin smirked.
Link said nothing, while the other two gulped. In one swift moment, Link made a huge swipe of his sword, causing Jikira's and Kakuchis hats to split in half. They screamed like little girls as they ran off.
And with that, Link became the new, talking, jumping, warrior of Hyrule. Should make things more fun now. This has been a extremely messed up fanfic by Mr. Neptune.
................................................................ A day Link was picked on.
It was a beautiful morning in Kokiri Forest and Link was roaring to do something...fun...yeah that works.
"Hey, Link! Come here!" Jikira, a local Kokiri boy yelled from far away.
Link automatically listened and came to where the boy was standing. Just then, Kakuchi, Jakira's friend, jumped out and tackled him. Link wrestled the both of them but they ended up being victorious. Jikira had his sword, and Kakuchi had his Shield.
That was when Link's buddy, Kogavin, came over onto the scene.
"Link, is everything okay?" He asked. Link shook his head no, and prodded his head in the direction of the two Kokiri boys. Kogavin glared at them.
"Give it back to him!" He ordered.
"No," Jikira said plainly, "Link can ask for it himself, if he asks for it, I'll gladly give it to him."
"Aw, man, come on, you know you the people who make his games don't let him talk!" Kogavin pointed out.
"Come on, Link. Ask for it," Jikira taunted, while Kakuchi snickered. Link turned red and stared at the ground in anger.
"Stop it!" Kogavin yelled.
"Come on, Link. Jump for your shield," Kakuchi taunted, holding his shield just out of Link's reach.
"Aw, come on, you know they don't let him jump either!" Kogavin sighed.
"They did in the second one," Jikira added.
"But this is made of the Ocarina of Time, one," Kogavin pointed out.
"Ah, right," They said together, "Hey, wait, this is just some stupid fanfic made by some stupid kid (The Author takes a bow)
"That means anything can happen, right?" Kogavin grinned evilly.
The other two nodded slowly. Link looked back up and smirked. Suddenly his eyes began to go pale blue. He clothes turned into a white and blue tunic. His hair turned white, he link grew twice his size. Then Link wielded a crossed sword, that was two inches from Jikiras face.
"My sword and shield, please," Link said calmly.
"Come on, Link. You know in fanfics like these you say curse words every time you can," Kogavin smirked.
Link said nothing, while the other two gulped. In one swift moment, Link made a huge swipe of his sword, causing Jikira's and Kakuchis hats to split in half. They screamed like little girls as they ran off.
And with that, Link became the new, talking, jumping, warrior of Hyrule. Should make things more fun now. This has been a extremely messed up fanfic by Mr. Neptune.
