Will Meets Frodo
by hots4harry73
Disclaimer: The Lord of the Rings belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien and Pirates of the Caribbean does not belong to me either! No profit was made off this rather pathetic attempt at humor.
Will Turner and Frodo Baggins are huddled at the top of a tree, arguing, in the middle of a forest.
"I am the most loved character ever! I am perfect in every way, well, except for the fact that I have some pirate blood in me…"Will proclaims.
"Never! I am a hobbit and I saved the world! Everybody loves me!" Frodo retorts.
"Well, I…um…hold on…oh yeah! Well, I saved my bonnie lass from cursed pirates," Will says, starting to get angry.
They stop their argument when they hear the sound of something hitting their tree. Frodo glances down to see the flash of an axe, before the tree comes crashing down.
"Ahhhh! Will, save me! I am but a mere hobbit, and I must flee at the first hint of danger!" Frodo cries, trying to hide behind Will.
"Ahhhh! Where's Jack when you need him? Save us!" Will screams.
The moral of this story:never sit in a tree for a prolonged amount of time.