UH NO
(narrator's are for wimps)
Lauren Zizes - Haylie Jackson (yes I'm making our characters with glee names, DEAL WITH IT)
Rachel Berry - Chelsea Porter
Brittany Pierce - Kaitlin (if she can come to the ceremony)
Tina Cohen- Chang - Jessica I
Mrs Engelbert miss E for short - Nasrin Sadiqi
Miss. Pilsbury - Louisa (sorry if that's spelt wrong) :)
-UH NO-
*Haylie, Chelsea and Jessica sitting on stage like they're waiting for something, which they are*
*Kaitlin walks on stage, talking about unicorns and her cat Lord Tubbington*
Kaitlin - Unicorns are so cool, did you know I'm a unicorn? And Dolphins are just gay sharks? My cat, Lord Tubbington, hasn't stopped smoking. AND HE HID MY DIARY!
Haylie - What on earth is she talking about?
Chelsea - She's uh... a little slow. Just go with it unless you want to face the wrath of Santana Lopez. Which you do not.
Jessica - Santana is evil. Watch out for her.
... Silent for a few seconds.
Kaitlin - I'm so bored, Rachie, can I take a nap on your shoulder?
Chelsea - I think Lauren would be best for that Britt Britt.
Lauren - *gasps* I... uh... um... Sure, why not?
Kaitlin - YAY!
Jessica - How much longer do we have to wait? History is so boring! I want to see Artie! *pulls out phone, texting*
Haylie - Cannot argue with you there Asian.
Chelsea - Guys, shut up. Just cause we're up the back doesn't mean that we can constantly talk. Yes Shakespere is boring as all hell but I need to keep my 4.0 GPA in tact. If I let my grades drop, my chances on Broadway are gone! Now Shush.
Jessica and Haylie in sync- Ugh, whatever
Nasrin *turns around from the podium, glaring at the girls* - Detention lunch.
Chelsea *stands up yelling* - YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG, IT WAS THOSE THREE! I'M NOT DOING DETENTION!
Nasrin *yells back* - PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW
Chelsea- mumbling in Italian under breath-
Kaitlin - QUIET! ALL OF YOU! RACHEL'S ANGRY, LEAVE HER ALONE!
Jessica - Or else what?
Nasrin - Principal's office all of you. NOW! MOVE IT!
Girls walk to the office talking.