I covered my eyes as the sun shined down on me. I was in the parking lot of the Container Store; my mom wanted me to get some more tupperware for her. I don't even understand why; what the hell is tupperware for? And why is the word "tupperware" so pretentious? The automatic doors opened as I stepped into the store, the rush of cool air hit my face. I picked up a basket and started roaming the store looking for whatever the hell my mom wanted me to get. Aisle after aisle I finally found the dumb place they put the tupperware. I looked on the shelf and there was only one left, from across the room I saw another boy eyeing it. I walked as fast as I could without looking like a fucktard to them, I could see he was doing the same. We both reached for it and snatched it at the same time.

"Hey, unless you want to lose a leg let go of this thing, do you know the troubles I had to go through to get it?" I told him.

"Ohh, I'm so scared, what are you? 5'2 and 100lbs? And what trouble? Getting out of the car and walking into the store? Lazy." he smirked.

"I swear I will rip out your inner organs if you don't let go!l"

"Why are you so fucking violent?"

"Why are you so fucking persistent?"

I could feel my fingers losing grip of it and then I fell over defeated. I brushed the hair out of my face and looked up at the smirking boy holding the tupperware that was suppose to be mine.

"Loser." he said waving the tupperware at my face, sticking his tongue at me.

"I will find you and murder your family, you just wait."

I walked out to my car knowing I couldn't let him get away with something like that. I waited for him to come out and go to his car, he backed out and started off the street. I followed him down the road but not too close to where he could tell I was following him. He stopped at a big house I assumed he shared with his parents, I mean no way he could own a house like this on his own at such a young age. I wrote down the address and headed back home. On the way back I called up my friends Sabrina and Calvin to join me in my endeavor to bring this guy down. We all gathered in my house with all the supplies ready to go.

"Who the hell is this kid anyways?" Calvin asked scratching the back of his head.

"Okay so was I was at that Container Store place…"

"The place they sell containers?"

"No, the place they sell pictures of your asshole, Calvin. Are you retarded?"

"What do you plan on doing to him?" Sabrina asked across the room.

"I'm going to murder his family infront of him then throw him in a wood chipper."

"But we still don't know what he did to you."

"Well if Calvin wouldn't have rudely interrupted I would've told you, okay so I was at the Container Store because my mom wanted some tupperware and there was only one left. So this kid from the other side of the room stole it from me when I obviously saw it first!"

"So you're going to murder him…because he took your tupperware?"

"Well when you put it that way it sounds kinda stupid but he was a douche!"

"No it just sounds stupid." Sabrina laughed.

"Fuck you two, are you in or not?"

"Duh we're in."

"Alright, let's see what we have here. Toilet paper, eggs, shaving cream, forks, lawn flamingo, what the fuck Calvin?"

"Hey, it looks awesome right?"

"No you're retarded…I wanna keep it. Alright, load everything in the car and let's go."

We loaded the car up and made our way over to the douche's house. Together we wrapped every tree in toilet paper suddenly I saw red and blue lights in the distance and the sirens came nearer and nearer. The white light from the police car shined on me while Calvin and Sabrina hid in the bushes.

"Put your hands in the air!" the cop shouted at me.