(WIP!)

hai xD first story be gentle plz xxx

Mika awoke to the sound of roosters as he does every day at the crack of dawn. Grumbling he pulls himself out of bed to brace the new day.

"Gosh darn roosters...always ruining my slumber. Why I just had the darndest dream about a swole ass demon in a possessed bow!" Mika ponders to himself.

Putting on his best booties (and cape for some reason) Mika heads out to his beloved farm to get a big ol' whiff of that country air.

"Boy howdy!"

Falling into his usual routine of feeding the chickens and milking the cows, Mika hums a merry tune. His crops should be ready to harvest now, judging from the plump aubergines he saw when he first left the door.

Grabbing his basket he sets off to gather this years harvest and great sacajawea was it a good one! He'd made sure to use his best fertilizer and sang to his dear plants every night (it gets lonely out on the ranch) His hard work had payed off seeing his babies all ripe and juicy.

As he was picking the the fresh produce he froze in front of the tomatoes. Big, red and bulbous, now dripping with juice from picking it too rough, he was stricken with memories of his past. Blood vessels popping, the sweet tang hitting his tongue.

Mika had a terrible secret.

Mika was a no-good blood sucking, devil worshiping, homosexual vampire.

The townsfolk would never accept him, he knew this for a fact, he was content to let them live on in ignorance whilst spending his days out on the farm.

Feeling sick and faint he abandons his basket to get some fresh water, that'll set him straight. Heading towards the stream near the lemon tree he rests on the edge and splashes cool water on his face in a weak attempt to clear his mind.

Despite himself, Mika remembers fondly how Yuu insisted on swimming in the lake in the middle of winter. God what a fucking dumbass. That boy sure is lucky he's mighty handsome.