Disclaimer: I don't own ANY sly cooper characters or Sanzaru for that matter
Sanzaru Can't Write for Crap!
"Hey Bentley guess what?" Sly casually told Bentley as he was working on one of his experiments. He turned around and looked at sly with annoyance.
"What is it Sly? Can't you see I am busy with this delicate experiment?"
"Yeah umm…I just wanted to tell you that… I AM THE AMAZING COOPERONI!" Sly exclaimed as he threw his arms in the air. Bentley just stared at him with sorrow, pain, agony and disgust. After a few moments of nothing but silence he screamed at the top of his lungs
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Then all of the sudden Murray came in bursting through the door, tackled Sly to the ground and punched him in the face! Meanwhile, Bentley was hyperventilating and crying in the corner. Murray took Sly by the shoulders, shook him violently and started to yell at him!
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING SLY? THE MURRAY DOSE NOT APPROVE OF SUCH STUPIDITIY FROM YOU!" Sly was sobbing as blood was gushing out from his nose.
"I DON'T KNOW! THE WRITERS MADE ME SAY IT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT…WWWAAAAAHHHH!"
"WHAT KIND OF A WORLD IS THIS? WHOS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MADNESS?" Bentley screamed! Just then a dark shadowy figure crashed through the ceiling and Sly, Bentley, and Murray looked over to see what it was. The shadowy figure threw a potato in the air and exclaimed, "I'm Sanzaru, I'm the guy who writes your dialogue, and I'm going to put a pizza in the oven! FUCK THIS SHIT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Everyone screamed at once, then Bentley's experiment blew up and everyone in a 5 mile radius turned in into a fire breathing enchilada.
The End