Author Note: Well, This one is a little strange and you may not get it unless you live in the UK. If not…we have a little kids programme called 'Bob the Builder' its about this little play-doh guy who goes around…well…fixing things…because he is a builder. It has this little theme tune "Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, Yes he can!" and so on and so forth…well for some reason my friend came up with a lovely bob the builder style Aragorn song...I loved it, so here it is made into a kind of story form by me…oh dear…as for Brits…well you will get this straight away!.
*Flashing lights and undistinguishable noises are heard. The screen is perfectly blank and black and suddenly all noises, which seem to be of fighting, stop. The screen gradually gets clearer and clearer until you see…Helm's Deep. A figure walks towards the camera and all is deathly silent as he makes his way up.
Once in front of the camera we see it is in fact Aragorn hand at his sword hilt, as he starts to pull Anduril out of its sheath a cheesy music starts up and suddenly the fighting commences again, music*in full blow now…*
"Aragorn the Warrior!
Can he kill it?
Aragorn the Warrior!
Yes he can!"
*You now see Legolas and Gimli come up in the background, also getting on with battle, seemingly dancing merrily as they fight and shaking around in they're dance. The strange thing is the uruk seem to be dancing too…*
"Legolas and Gimli join his crew,
Aragorn and his gang having really good fun!"
*And yes, they all do seem to be having the time of their lives, all are smiling, still, including the uruks...Well they are sneering really. The camera pans to Legolas who flashes a great big white winning smile at the screen as he lets out another volley or arrows. Then to Gimli who hacks away happily, also smiling.*
"Killing and maiming,
To get the war won!"
*Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli all standing around, each with a foot on a dead uruk, all with disgustingly fake smiles, the whole company of uruks killed.*
"Aragorn the Warrior,
Gimli: "Can he kill it?"
Aragorn the Warrior,
Legolas: "Yes he can!""
Reviews would be nice, if just to taunt the person who made the song up with…heheheh.