Me: "This goes to all my friends at Hayfork high school!"

Tara: "This better be a completed fic…"

Me: "Unlike previous works, I WILL complete this one, it's only seven chapters long any way… there may be a sequel to this though…"

Raynel: "Holy damn Kate! You can't even finish 'To Love a Sin' or the one we're working on!"

Me: "Yes, as Tara pointed out, I know how everything's supposed to end, I am just too damn lazy to finish them."

Yugi plot bunny who was newly resurrected from the "dead plot pile": "Um… KrisReannaKatelyn? You haven't even started the fic."

Me: "Crap!" Starts typing furiously

All: "… She's obsessed…"

Fullmetal Alchemist: Teen Trouble

Prologue:

Kate was average. There was noting anyone could say to change that. Kate liked anime and lots of other things too, but mainly Anime, especially Fullmetal Alchemist. Kate had many things from Fullmetal Alchemist, and that included Edward Elric's pocket watch, Roy's state uniform, Winry's outfit, and Hughes's glasses (which she wore all the time with her prescription lenses in them.). Little did Kate know her favorite TV show would soon become a horrible and hilarious reality.

Chapter One: The Rude Awakening.

My name is Kate, and I like Anime. I'm also the Author of this story (Kinna obvious). I love FMA (Fullmetal Alchemist) and one day after a week of hearing, seeing, and saying a lot of FMA stuff I awoke one Sunday morning to a big shock. I woke up to two arguing boy voices; the only guys allowed in my room were my friend Jimmy and my boyfriend Porter. I groggily sat up and looked around after being HANDED my glasses. I glanced around and nearly passed out. Two male blonde teenagers were fighting over my game cube, a blonde male teen that was almost bald sat on the foot of my bed grinning at me, a male black-hared teen was passed out on the floor being prodded by a blonde female teen, and a red-headed teen was hanging halfway out my window trying to catch a sleeping bat that was hanging from the rafters. I groaned and slid under my covers pulling them over my head saying that I was hallucinating and that I needed more sleep. I heard some one say 'OOPPPSSS' and the clunk of something being dropped and peeked out to see another blonde female with a screwdriver in one hand and my laptop on the floor: taken apart. I shot out of bed seized the screwdriver and my laptop, and rapidly put my laptop back together.

I glared at the blonde female who had taken apart my laptop.

"Satisfied Winry?" I asked and she seemed to comically shrink as she nodded. I threw the screwdriver at her and sat down on my bed tipping myself over to the side so that I lay on my bed.

"Edward, Alphonse, OFF THE GAME CUBE! Alex, SIT On the Ground next to Roy, Riza your fine, JEAN GET YOUR ASS IN THAT WINDOW AND SHUT IT! WINRY, REFRAIN FROM TAKING APART MY STUFF AND SIT BY ALEX!" I said and began to shout by the end of my statements. The black hared teen, a.k.a. Roy, was still passed out and me being as angry as I was took my stereo, put it next to Roy's head, turned it on, switched it to play a song called "Ready-Steady-Go" (FMA opening theme), turned it up to half volume and blared the song at him, and he woke with a start.

I rubbed my temples as Edward tried to shut the music off with alchemy hitting it and making my CD skip.

"Edward, Alchemy doesn't work here… this is hayfork, not Central or Resembol... Hell this isn't even Ishbal!" I flared and got up, turned off my stereo, and walked over to my bookshelf and picked up a magazine. I flipped through it till I found an article called "The Inner Circle: Deciphering the Transmutation Circles of Fullmetal Alchemist" and shoved it in Edward's face. "See? Although you guys were able to do Alchemy in your world, it don't exist here…" I said and Roy looked around then at me.

"I figured that out when my gloves didn't work… besides we're younger than we originally were… or at least some of us are…" Roy's smart ass remark said and I twitched. Edward was gawking over my issue of 'Anime Insider' that I had shoved in his face and I sighed and Alex held up a stack of paper for me to see that made me scream.

"You're in my classes! All of them?" I shouted (Thankfully my parents were out of town with my brother for a week) almost crying. "I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH A LOSER MACHINE JUNKE, A PYRO, AN ALCHEMY FREAK, A CHAIN SMOKER, A SHARPSHOOTER, A BODYBUILDER, AND A KITTEN GLOMPER! MY FRIKKEN LUCK!" I shouted and they all seemed to shrink from me. I rubbed my temples and picked up the phone and called the only person who'd believe me that my favorite anime had come to life, Tara Gwaltney. As soon as I got Tara on the phone I explained what had happened and immediately got a high pitched squeal of delight in my ear.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!" a female voice shouted from the phone.

"No, Tara I'm pulling your leg, of course there here! Bad thing is I can't leave them here tomorrow, I have school and they're all registered for MY classes!" I said in a panicked tone.

"Shesh! Don't get mad at me… Look, they must've came to you for a reason, so find out what it is. It can't be that bad… besides… Ed is mine…" Tara's giggle said.

"ERGH! TARA!" I shouted, "Get your head out of your pants! Jean looks like Jimmy so that's going to cause a problem, Riza and Hillary could easily be twins if she wore contacts and worst of all both Elric brothers are here along with our favorite little Pyro, Machine junkie, and body builder!" I said and emphasized the last of my sentence.

"Well, just bring 'em to school then. The jocks will have to say they're crazy when they meet them and they'll get off your case." Tara's advice said and I nodded before thanking her and hanging up.

I grinned evilly at the seven-anime characters that had randomly found their way to my room.

"This is going to be one hell of a party…" I said and set each of them to do some random chore I was supposed to do and they finished in time to each take a shower, borrow some pajamas, and hit the hay. To me the fun was just getting started, but to them the torture was just beginning…

Me: "Fun!"

Raynel: "Wow… you have seven-anime people running around our school under your direction Kate?"

Me: "Yup!"

Tara: "I CALL EDWARD!"

Me: "I call Roy!"

Raynel: "…" Twitches

Me: "That leaves Jean, Al, and Armstrong… and Winry and Riza…"

Tara: "Hillary can have Jean…"

Me: "My thoughts exactly…"

Tara: "What about Al?"

Me: "Lizzy claimed him…"

Raynel: "If Roy's on Speed, and Jean's on crack… then Kate's on marijuana and Tara's on coke…"

Me: "No… I'm on crack, Tara's on weed, Jean's on coke, and Roy is on speed…"

Tara: is smoking a joint "Me, on weed? You're crazy!" Is stoned