To Kiss a Monkey Statue
After endless nights of nightmares and little sleep Monkey Fist left her to find out what the nightmares meant, tricked into a deal, he never came back to her. She went to get him. He was a statue; he was no longer with her. He was taken away by Amy. What's Shego to do? What she does best of course, steal her boyfriend away and find a cure, simple right? Wrong! Shego is going to have to go through genetic mutants, Amy and Kim Possible to get her lover back, but what's the cure after that? Set after Shego and the Monkey, before Oh No! Yono! After, Oh No! Yono! And set after Graduation Part 2. Monkey Fist/Shego
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Chapter 1: Sleepless Nights
Lord Monty Fiske, otherwise known to the world as Monkey Fist looked around, he was standing in the middle of nowhere with his Monkey Ninjas and there was a gold ring protruding from the ground, "Monkey Fist, grab hold of the ring, say the chant and set me free, by doing that you will obtain the Power of the Yono!" said a masculine voice.
He didn't want to but he couldn't stop himself and pulled the ring.
FLASH!
He was standing in Yamonuchi School with a strange monkey in purple robes. Possible, the old man, the ninja girl and the rodent were there too. Possible, the old man and the rodent were stone; he had an orange symbol on his hand and for some reason it filled him with dread.
FLASH!
He was lying on the ground and heard; "You have defeated he who summoned me, now he will follow his destiny…the path of the Yono!" said the monkey and he felt himself turn to stone. He tried to scream, call out, anything, why was no one helping him? 'Shego,' he thought, he'd never see her again…no, No, NO, "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!"
Monkey Fist shot up in bed, eyes wide and panting loudly, looking around and realizing that he was safe in his castle. He looked at his hand, there was no mark there and he sighed in relief. He got up and silently went to the guest room and opened the door. There was Shego, fast asleep, her ebony hair splayed out around her like a halo. He sighed, she was safe. He wasn't stone. He watched her for a few minutes, marveling at how beautiful she was and musing on how they'd come to this point of their relationship. After the dance at Junior's birthday they'd gotten together and since then Shego had occasionally come to help him track down another monkey artifact or he would go to Drakken's current lair and take her out on a date or they would spar with each other and the monkey ninjas. So far they'd been dating for five months. She had recently earned a vacation from Drakken and had been spending it with him in his castle. It had been a week after she'd arrived when the nightmares had started. Shego was a light sleeper and his screams and jerking awake had kept on waking her up so he insisted that she sleep in the guest room until his strange dreams were over, she agreed, albeit reluctantly. That had been three weeks ago and they still weren't gone. It was hard on both of them, especially since they wanted to be close but better one of them lose sleep than both of them. Monty sighed and headed back to bed, hoping to actually get a few hours sleep, he sure as hell needed it. He collapsed on his bed and fell asleep instantly, plagued by his strange nightmares once again.
The next morning Monty woke up to the smell of bacon, eggs and Earl Grey tea and groaned, for although it smelled wonderful, he was exhausted but his stomach growled and he forced himself to get up and go to the kitchen where he found Shego handing Chippy a banana and serving up breakfast. She was a really good cook.
"Morning Monty," she said with a smile that was reserved only for him.
"Good morning darling," he said with a huge yawn, sitting down at the table and putting his head in his arms while closing his eyes.
"Again?" asked Shego, frowning. Monty looked up at her tiredly and nodded.
"That's it, we're going to Dr D. He's got some very strong sleeping pills that he gave me once when I was sick, it was the only thing that kept me from having terrible fever dreams and from reflexively throwing plasma at him while I was asleep. You can take them and get some uninterrupted sleep, afterwards, we'll figure out these dreams and put them to rest so you can sleep in peace," said Shego and the look on her face said that she wouldn't take no for an answer.
"Shego, at this point, I'll take anything to just get even one full night's sleep," he said wearily, the monkey master just wanted to sleep.
"Eat and pack your bags, we're going as soon as possible," and within the hour they were ready, the monkey ninjas had strict orders to stay in the castle and the grounds and to continue training until Monkey Fist came back. Shego was driving her hovercar as fast as she could. Monty quite enjoyed the wind rushing through his hair, it made him feel awake and alive and then he smiled at Shego, who smiled back. They made good time and Shego parked the hovercar in the secret cavern that was used for the larger vehicles and doomsday devices.
They walked to the elevator and got out at the ground floor.
"Dr D!" called Shego and the mad genius appeared from the kitchen.
"Shego; you're back a week early, what's…? Good grief! Monkey Fist, you look terrible!" said Drakken. Indeed, Monkey Fist did look awful, he had bags under his eyes, his hair was even more unruly than normal; he was pale and looked completely drained.
"I feel it," he responded.
"What on earth happened?" asked Drakken.
"More like, what's been happening. To make a long story short; for the past three weeks, Monty's been have nightmares that cause him to wake up screaming, he's barely gotten any sleep since. We need the pills you gave me for when I was sick, stat," said Shego.
"I'll have to adjust them a bit since they were made for you only but it probably won't take too much time. I should warn you Monkey Fist, these pills are so strong they could knock out an elephant in two minutes," said Drakken, looking at the young man in concern.
"I'll take them, I just want to sleep," said Monkey Fist.
"Right, well, I'll need to give you a physical first, you know, height, body weight, blood pressure, all that before I even attempt to adjust the pills," explained Drakken.
Monty raised an eyebrow and looked at Shego who explained, "He may have dropped out of nerd school but he did go and do medical school after that, so the Dr. Title really is legal and earned."
"Plus, after that, I went and finished my old course online and have a Doctorate in Science too. Now that that explanation is out of the way let's go to the medical bay and start your exam Monkey Fist," said Drakken and led the way to the medical bay where Monkey Fist sat down on the bed and waited.
"Ok, first open up and say Ah," said Drakken with a tongue dispenser in his hand.
"Ah," said Monkey Fist and Drakken checked his mouth and throat. He then had Monkey Fist take off his shirt so he could listen to his heart, tested his reflexes; he inspected his eyes, ears and took his pulse.
"Ok, now, can you answer a few questions for me?" asked Drakken and the monkey man nodded.
"What's your diet like?"
"Completely balanced when at home, filled with wild fruit, what meat I can find, things from tins, cans and lots of water when I'm in the jungle or on an expedition," said Monty.
"Alright, any health problems in the family, any smoking, drinking, anything at all?" asked Drakken. Monty could see that he was being totally professional about this and very focused. He didn't think Drakken had it in him; normally the man had the attention span of a five year old and was hardly professional about anything. Hmm, maybe it was because he was Shego's boyfriend or maybe he really was serious when doing this sort of thing.
"No, all my family has been healthy. I'm a ninja, I don't smoke and I only drink at formal occasions but only a glass of wine. I don't like my decisions or judgment to be clouded and my body to suffer the consequences," said Monty and Drakken nodded.
"Right, now please hop on the scales and then afterwards stand against the height chart over there," said Drakken, pointing to the far wall. Monkey Fist obliged and afterwards he sat down and waited.
"Well, I have good news; apart from the lack of sleep, you're as healthy as a horse. It'll take me about an hour to adjust the pills; by the way, you should eat something before you take them," said Drakken.
"Very well and thank you Drakken," said Monkey Fist.
"It's not a problem Monkey Fist, you're my friend and Shego's boyfriend, that makes you part of my evil family and in this one, we look out for each other. Now, go and eat something, I have to get to work on those pills," and Monty nodded and left.
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"So, what's going on?" asked Shego when he came into the kitchen, she was making something.
"Apart from my lack of sleep I'm very healthy and he's working on the pills right now. He said I should eat something before I take them," said Monkey Fist.
"I figured, that's why I'm making you this," said Shego.
"What is it?"
"Salad, a bran muffin with blackcurrant jam and a ham, cheese and mayo sandwich and Earl Grey tea" said Shego and Monkey Fist smiled, it was one of his favorite lunches. All too soon it was time for him to take the pill that would allow him to sleep without dreams. He was in his room and Shego handed him a green pill. "You won't dream and we'll let you sleep until you wake up. I love you Monty," said Shego, looking at the man she loved.
"Thank you and I love you too, Sheena," said Monty, Sheena was Shego's real name and only three people in the villainous world knew it; Monty, Drakken and Duff Killigan. Monty took the pill and felt drowsy almost immediately, he began to pitch forward but Shego caught him and gently pushed him into his bed.
"Sleep well Monty," she said softly, looking at his now sleeping form. She leant down and gave him a kiss before turning and leaving, closing the door behind her. They would figure out the mystery of his dreams when he woke up.
Unknown to any of them two different people, from different parts of the world were watching them, the sender of the dreams through magical means and a woman with a broken heart via a camera Fly-on-the-wall.
"Soon, I will be free and he will follow the path of the Yono," said the one.
"She'll never have him, he's mine, all mine," said the woman.
Things were starting to happen and they were all were centered on one man, Monkey Fist.
Xxxxx
Oh boy, poor Monty, everyone is after him.
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