THE SEX GAME!!!
BY: DARKWATER
Disclaimer: Fushigi Yugi isn't mine.
TV SHOW PERSON: LADIES AND GENTS, ITS THAT TIME AGAIN, THE TIME FOR LOVE, THE TIME FOR EMBARRASSMENT, TIME FOR THE SEX GAME!!! AND NOW YOUR HOST OF THE SHOW, NEW JERSEYS VERY OWN PAMELA ARREUGICNIV.
::CHEERING::
PAMELA: SHUT YER HOLES!!! ::SPITS A LOOGIE:: ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS DAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD. ::LOOKS A CUE CARDS:: LETS SEE. WELCOME TO THE SEX GAME, HERE WE HAVE TWO TEAMS, THE RED TEAM AND THE BLUE TEAM. EACH TEAM WILL COMPETE TO WIN A PRIZE. HERE ARE THE RULES OF THE GAME.
::CUE CARDS DROP::
PAMELA: WHAT THE HELL!!! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE RULES OF THE DAMN GAME???
MANAGER: Sorry Miss Pamela ::fixes cue cards::
PAMELA: OK, THE RULES. ::SPITS LOOGIE:: WE WILL START WITH ONE TEAM. EACH MEMBER ON THAT TEAM IS ASKED A QUESTION, IF THEY GET THEIR QUESTION RIGHT, THEY GET TO CHOOSE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSING TEAM TO HAVE SEX WITH, IF THEY GET THEIR QUESTION WRONG, THEN, I CHOOSE SOMEONE FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM FOR THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH. ALRIGHT! LETS MEET THE TEAMS. THE RED TEAM!!!!
Tamahome: Im Tamahome
Miaka: Im Miaka
Meredith: Im Meredith
Chichiri: Im Chichiri no da!
Rachel: Im Rachel
Tomo: My name is Tomo
Tasuki: IM TASUKI HA HA HA
Nuriko: I am Nuriko
Jackie: Im me.. I mean Jackie
Marci: .Im Marci.
PAMELA: LETS MEET THE BLUE TEAM!!
Yui: IM YUI AND I SHALL HAVE TAMAHOME FOR MYSELF.. HES MINE
Miboshi: My name is Miboshi
Hotohori: My name is Hotohori
Nakago: I am Nakago
Ashitare: roar eeh reree ere erhee
Chiriko: Im the real Chiriko ::glares at Amiboshi::
Amiboshi: Im not.. I mean Im Amiboshi
Soi: Soi
Suboshi: heh heh. Im Suboshi
Mitsukake: Im a doctor, Mitsukakes my name, healings my game.
PAMELA: ENOUGH LETS TAKE A BREAK!
::off air::
Suboshi: heehee!
Jackie: SUBOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!
Suboshi: Who are you?
Jackie: Oh im a big fan!!!
Suboshi: OH REALLY?? AMIBOSHI CHECK IT OUT I HAVE A FAN!
Amiboshi: really?
::Jackie hugs Suboshi::
Suboshi: See!!! Amiboshi: Congratulations.
Marci: Oh don't be jealous Amiboshi, I love you!
Amiboshi: SUBOSHI IN YOUR FACE!
Suboshi: Hey meanie!
Jackie: SUBOSHI! YOU'RE MINE!
Suboshi: heh alright!
Meredith: Those hornballs
Rachel: HAHA!
Meredith: All Jackie ever wants is sex!
Rachel: HAHA!
Pamela: ::on air:: OK TIMES UP LETS BEGIN! ::spits a loogie:: WE'LL START WITH THE RED TEAM TAMAHOME YOU'RE FIRST! DOES JACKIE HAVE A DOG?
Tamahome: Uh.. yeah she has 3
Pamela: WRONG YOU SICK LITTLE TURD! SHE HAS NONE YOU HAVE SEX WITH YUI RIGHT NOW!!
Tamahome: NO!
Pamela: NOW NOW I SAY DO IT!
Tamahome: Ok fine
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION GOES TO MIAKA. MIAKA HOW MANY FRESHES IN A DOUBLE MINT GUM?
Miaka: 10?
Pamela: WRONG WRONG WRONG! THERES 2!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SEX WITH ASHITARE NOW!
Ashitare: reah rora err eere oraar
Miaka: Ew gross
Pamela: NOW DAMNIT! ::spits loogie::
Miaka: Ok ok ok god.
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION GOES TO MEREDITH! MEREDITH, HOW OLD AM I?
Meredith: 14
PAMELA: DING DING DING DING! RIGHT YOU HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT!
Meredith: I want Hotohori
Hotohori: Yes I love these aggressive women of the 2000's.
Pamela: LETS TAKE A BREAK! ::spits loogie:: ::off air::
Rachel: Geez I can tell this is gonna go well
Jackie: ::hangs on Suboshi:: Suboshi!!!
Suboshi: Jackie!
Marci: ::hangs on Amiboshi:: Amiboshi!!!
Amiboshi: Marci!
Meredith: Yeah this is going extremely well. ::looks at Jackie and Marci:: they're totally love struck!!!
Rachel: uh cheese?
Jackie: hell yeah cheese is the shit!
Rachel: what did you say on the last day of school?
Jackie: look, I told you already!! I said to the shit that he was a shit, I told moomoo that he was a crater face, I told dirty morgan that she was dirty and I told Lauren that she was filthy.
Meredith: HEEHEE HOTOHORI, NAKAGO, TOMO
Tomo: I am a homo
Meredith: yeah!
Tomo: I love Soi
Soi: EW GROSS YOU DIE!
Pamela: OK ITS TIME AGAIN!!!!! ::spits loogie:: LETS CONTINUE THIS STUPID SHOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! CHICHIRI IT IS YOUR TURN TO ANSWER. WHAT DOES BOCHUJITSU MEAN?
Chichiri: Sex no da?
Pamela: WRONG WRONG WRONG YOU SUCK. IT MEANS INTERCOURSE YOU ALL SUCK BUTT! CLEARVIEW STINKS YOU DISGRACE CLEARVIEW. HAVE SOME SEX WITH SOI NOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD NOW!!!
Chichiri: ew no da?
Soi: Nobody talks to me like that! ::Slaps Chichiri::
Chichiri: Whore no da?
Pamela: NOW DARN IT!!!
Chichiri: Ok ok ok no da?
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR RACHEL, RACHEL WHAT IS JACKIE'S FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Rachel: Bleu Cheese?
Pamela: THAT IS WRONG! YOU DIE. YOU CANNOT CHOOSE YOUR PERSON, HAVE SEX WITH MITSUKAKE NOW!
Rachel: Ok.
Pamela: TOMO THE HOMO YOU'RE UP. ANSWER THIS, WHAT IS JACKIE'S NEIGHBORS NAME?
Tomo: Oink Oink?
Pamela: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU SUCK YOU ARE A DISGRACE!!! DIE NOW! HAVE SEX WITH MIBOSHI, SINCE YOU ARE A CACKLING QUEER IT SHOULDN'T BE HARD!
Tomo: Hey who are you calling a cackling queer?
Pamela: GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomo: Geezus Women! Ok alright gosh.
Pamela: BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Spits loogie::
Meredith: Wow this is so going well
Jackie: I love Suboshi
Rachel: IM RACHEL! YUCK MITSUKAKE IS GROSS
Mitsukake: Huh? Im gonna pound you
Rachel: no you're not
Jackie: SUBOSHI!
Suboshi: ME!!
Amiboshi: MARCI!
Jackie: AMIBOSHI!
Marci: JACKIE HES MINE!
Jackie: SUBOSHI!
Amiboshi: JACKIE!!
Suboshi: MARCI!!
Marci: huh?
Meredith: Oh my god.
Rachel: they are so silly sometimes!
Chichiri: yeah no da?
Tomo: I am queer
Meredith: that's why I love you. And I live for you!
Soi: SOI!
Tasuki: EEEHHHH Ew ew ew gross it smells like a crotch.
Yui: I WANT TAMAHOME FOR MYSELF!!!! Tamahome: No Yui.
Yui: I shall make you mine! ::sniff::
Miaka: NO HES MINE YUI COME ON!
Pamela: ALRIGHT LETS GO!!! TIME FOR PART THREE OF THE GAME! LETS GET THIS OVER WITH! NOW DARN IT! ::SPITS LOOGIE:: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR TASUKI! TASUKI WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Tasuki: That's easy its.
Pamela: WRONG!!! TOO LATE THAT IS SO WRONG
Tasuki: WHAT!!!! April 18th!!!
Pamela: WRONG!!! HAVE SEX WITH NAKAGO NOW!
Tasuki: ew!
Nakago: come on I shall show you my penis.
Tasuki: MOMMY!!
Pamela: NOW DARN YOU GUYS!
Tasuki: Ok geez
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION GOES TO NURIKO ::spits loogie:: NURIKO WHAT ARE YOU?
Nuriko: I don't understand.
Pamela: WRONG! HAVE SEX WITH CHIRIKO NOW!
Nuriko: EW but Chirikos just a kid
Chiriko: I don't want to be used as a breeding stud!
Pamela: NOW DO IT NOW!
Nuriko: ok come on.
Chiriko: ew alright
Pamela: JACKIE YOU'RE UP!! HOW OLD IS YUFFIE FROM FINAL FANTASY 7?????
Jackie: 16
Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT! YES DANDY IM GLAD SOMEBODY PAYS ATTENTION! Have sex with who ever you want!
Jackie: I WANT SUBOSHI!
Suboshi: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!
Pamela: ALRIGHT GO FOR IT! LETS TAKE A BREAK ::spits loogie::
Amiboshi: heehee! Marci if you get your question right, pick me!
Marci: you dog! I was planning on it! I love you!
Amiboshi: YES! I LOVE YOU TOO!
Rachel: CHICHIRI I WANT YOU
Chichiri: ok no da?
Nakago: Tasuki has seen my penis.
Tasuki: AAAHHHH AHH AHHHH AAAAHHHHH!!! GO AWAY
Nakago: ::kisses Tasuki and licks his neck::
Tasuki: AAAAAAAAAHHHH GET AWAY YOU LETCH!
Nakago: Come to Daddy!
Tasuki: AAAAAAAAAHHHH HELP!!!!
Miaka: I'll save you!!! ::Miaka pounds Nakago's face in::
Nakago: Hey! That wasn't supposed to happen! Jackie: heehee
Suboshi: WE JUST HAD SEX!
Jackie: ::turns red:: eeh!
Suboshi: AMIBOSHI AND MARCI ARE NEXT!!
Pamela: TIMES UP! ::SPITS LOOGIE:: MARCI YOU'RE NEXT! WHAT DOES JACKIE LIKE TO DO TO MEAT?
Marci: she likes to spank it.
Pamela: RIGHT RIGHT ON AND SINCE AMIBOSHI IS THE ONLY PERSON LEFT, HAVE SEX WITH HIM!
Marci: YES!!!!!!
Amiboshi: YES!!!!
Pamela: COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE THE BLUE TEAM!
BY: DARKWATER
Disclaimer: Fushigi Yugi isn't mine.
TV SHOW PERSON: LADIES AND GENTS, ITS THAT TIME AGAIN, THE TIME FOR LOVE, THE TIME FOR EMBARRASSMENT, TIME FOR THE SEX GAME!!! AND NOW YOUR HOST OF THE SHOW, NEW JERSEYS VERY OWN PAMELA ARREUGICNIV.
::CHEERING::
PAMELA: SHUT YER HOLES!!! ::SPITS A LOOGIE:: ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS DAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD. ::LOOKS A CUE CARDS:: LETS SEE. WELCOME TO THE SEX GAME, HERE WE HAVE TWO TEAMS, THE RED TEAM AND THE BLUE TEAM. EACH TEAM WILL COMPETE TO WIN A PRIZE. HERE ARE THE RULES OF THE GAME.
::CUE CARDS DROP::
PAMELA: WHAT THE HELL!!! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE RULES OF THE DAMN GAME???
MANAGER: Sorry Miss Pamela ::fixes cue cards::
PAMELA: OK, THE RULES. ::SPITS LOOGIE:: WE WILL START WITH ONE TEAM. EACH MEMBER ON THAT TEAM IS ASKED A QUESTION, IF THEY GET THEIR QUESTION RIGHT, THEY GET TO CHOOSE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSING TEAM TO HAVE SEX WITH, IF THEY GET THEIR QUESTION WRONG, THEN, I CHOOSE SOMEONE FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM FOR THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH. ALRIGHT! LETS MEET THE TEAMS. THE RED TEAM!!!!
Tamahome: Im Tamahome
Miaka: Im Miaka
Meredith: Im Meredith
Chichiri: Im Chichiri no da!
Rachel: Im Rachel
Tomo: My name is Tomo
Tasuki: IM TASUKI HA HA HA
Nuriko: I am Nuriko
Jackie: Im me.. I mean Jackie
Marci: .Im Marci.
PAMELA: LETS MEET THE BLUE TEAM!!
Yui: IM YUI AND I SHALL HAVE TAMAHOME FOR MYSELF.. HES MINE
Miboshi: My name is Miboshi
Hotohori: My name is Hotohori
Nakago: I am Nakago
Ashitare: roar eeh reree ere erhee
Chiriko: Im the real Chiriko ::glares at Amiboshi::
Amiboshi: Im not.. I mean Im Amiboshi
Soi: Soi
Suboshi: heh heh. Im Suboshi
Mitsukake: Im a doctor, Mitsukakes my name, healings my game.
PAMELA: ENOUGH LETS TAKE A BREAK!
::off air::
Suboshi: heehee!
Jackie: SUBOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!
Suboshi: Who are you?
Jackie: Oh im a big fan!!!
Suboshi: OH REALLY?? AMIBOSHI CHECK IT OUT I HAVE A FAN!
Amiboshi: really?
::Jackie hugs Suboshi::
Suboshi: See!!! Amiboshi: Congratulations.
Marci: Oh don't be jealous Amiboshi, I love you!
Amiboshi: SUBOSHI IN YOUR FACE!
Suboshi: Hey meanie!
Jackie: SUBOSHI! YOU'RE MINE!
Suboshi: heh alright!
Meredith: Those hornballs
Rachel: HAHA!
Meredith: All Jackie ever wants is sex!
Rachel: HAHA!
Pamela: ::on air:: OK TIMES UP LETS BEGIN! ::spits a loogie:: WE'LL START WITH THE RED TEAM TAMAHOME YOU'RE FIRST! DOES JACKIE HAVE A DOG?
Tamahome: Uh.. yeah she has 3
Pamela: WRONG YOU SICK LITTLE TURD! SHE HAS NONE YOU HAVE SEX WITH YUI RIGHT NOW!!
Tamahome: NO!
Pamela: NOW NOW I SAY DO IT!
Tamahome: Ok fine
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION GOES TO MIAKA. MIAKA HOW MANY FRESHES IN A DOUBLE MINT GUM?
Miaka: 10?
Pamela: WRONG WRONG WRONG! THERES 2!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SEX WITH ASHITARE NOW!
Ashitare: reah rora err eere oraar
Miaka: Ew gross
Pamela: NOW DAMNIT! ::spits loogie::
Miaka: Ok ok ok god.
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION GOES TO MEREDITH! MEREDITH, HOW OLD AM I?
Meredith: 14
PAMELA: DING DING DING DING! RIGHT YOU HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT!
Meredith: I want Hotohori
Hotohori: Yes I love these aggressive women of the 2000's.
Pamela: LETS TAKE A BREAK! ::spits loogie:: ::off air::
Rachel: Geez I can tell this is gonna go well
Jackie: ::hangs on Suboshi:: Suboshi!!!
Suboshi: Jackie!
Marci: ::hangs on Amiboshi:: Amiboshi!!!
Amiboshi: Marci!
Meredith: Yeah this is going extremely well. ::looks at Jackie and Marci:: they're totally love struck!!!
Rachel: uh cheese?
Jackie: hell yeah cheese is the shit!
Rachel: what did you say on the last day of school?
Jackie: look, I told you already!! I said to the shit that he was a shit, I told moomoo that he was a crater face, I told dirty morgan that she was dirty and I told Lauren that she was filthy.
Meredith: HEEHEE HOTOHORI, NAKAGO, TOMO
Tomo: I am a homo
Meredith: yeah!
Tomo: I love Soi
Soi: EW GROSS YOU DIE!
Pamela: OK ITS TIME AGAIN!!!!! ::spits loogie:: LETS CONTINUE THIS STUPID SHOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! CHICHIRI IT IS YOUR TURN TO ANSWER. WHAT DOES BOCHUJITSU MEAN?
Chichiri: Sex no da?
Pamela: WRONG WRONG WRONG YOU SUCK. IT MEANS INTERCOURSE YOU ALL SUCK BUTT! CLEARVIEW STINKS YOU DISGRACE CLEARVIEW. HAVE SOME SEX WITH SOI NOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD NOW!!!
Chichiri: ew no da?
Soi: Nobody talks to me like that! ::Slaps Chichiri::
Chichiri: Whore no da?
Pamela: NOW DARN IT!!!
Chichiri: Ok ok ok no da?
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR RACHEL, RACHEL WHAT IS JACKIE'S FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Rachel: Bleu Cheese?
Pamela: THAT IS WRONG! YOU DIE. YOU CANNOT CHOOSE YOUR PERSON, HAVE SEX WITH MITSUKAKE NOW!
Rachel: Ok.
Pamela: TOMO THE HOMO YOU'RE UP. ANSWER THIS, WHAT IS JACKIE'S NEIGHBORS NAME?
Tomo: Oink Oink?
Pamela: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU SUCK YOU ARE A DISGRACE!!! DIE NOW! HAVE SEX WITH MIBOSHI, SINCE YOU ARE A CACKLING QUEER IT SHOULDN'T BE HARD!
Tomo: Hey who are you calling a cackling queer?
Pamela: GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomo: Geezus Women! Ok alright gosh.
Pamela: BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Spits loogie::
Meredith: Wow this is so going well
Jackie: I love Suboshi
Rachel: IM RACHEL! YUCK MITSUKAKE IS GROSS
Mitsukake: Huh? Im gonna pound you
Rachel: no you're not
Jackie: SUBOSHI!
Suboshi: ME!!
Amiboshi: MARCI!
Jackie: AMIBOSHI!
Marci: JACKIE HES MINE!
Jackie: SUBOSHI!
Amiboshi: JACKIE!!
Suboshi: MARCI!!
Marci: huh?
Meredith: Oh my god.
Rachel: they are so silly sometimes!
Chichiri: yeah no da?
Tomo: I am queer
Meredith: that's why I love you. And I live for you!
Soi: SOI!
Tasuki: EEEHHHH Ew ew ew gross it smells like a crotch.
Yui: I WANT TAMAHOME FOR MYSELF!!!! Tamahome: No Yui.
Yui: I shall make you mine! ::sniff::
Miaka: NO HES MINE YUI COME ON!
Pamela: ALRIGHT LETS GO!!! TIME FOR PART THREE OF THE GAME! LETS GET THIS OVER WITH! NOW DARN IT! ::SPITS LOOGIE:: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR TASUKI! TASUKI WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Tasuki: That's easy its.
Pamela: WRONG!!! TOO LATE THAT IS SO WRONG
Tasuki: WHAT!!!! April 18th!!!
Pamela: WRONG!!! HAVE SEX WITH NAKAGO NOW!
Tasuki: ew!
Nakago: come on I shall show you my penis.
Tasuki: MOMMY!!
Pamela: NOW DARN YOU GUYS!
Tasuki: Ok geez
Pamela: NEXT QUESTION GOES TO NURIKO ::spits loogie:: NURIKO WHAT ARE YOU?
Nuriko: I don't understand.
Pamela: WRONG! HAVE SEX WITH CHIRIKO NOW!
Nuriko: EW but Chirikos just a kid
Chiriko: I don't want to be used as a breeding stud!
Pamela: NOW DO IT NOW!
Nuriko: ok come on.
Chiriko: ew alright
Pamela: JACKIE YOU'RE UP!! HOW OLD IS YUFFIE FROM FINAL FANTASY 7?????
Jackie: 16
Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT! YES DANDY IM GLAD SOMEBODY PAYS ATTENTION! Have sex with who ever you want!
Jackie: I WANT SUBOSHI!
Suboshi: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!
Pamela: ALRIGHT GO FOR IT! LETS TAKE A BREAK ::spits loogie::
Amiboshi: heehee! Marci if you get your question right, pick me!
Marci: you dog! I was planning on it! I love you!
Amiboshi: YES! I LOVE YOU TOO!
Rachel: CHICHIRI I WANT YOU
Chichiri: ok no da?
Nakago: Tasuki has seen my penis.
Tasuki: AAAHHHH AHH AHHHH AAAAHHHHH!!! GO AWAY
Nakago: ::kisses Tasuki and licks his neck::
Tasuki: AAAAAAAAAHHHH GET AWAY YOU LETCH!
Nakago: Come to Daddy!
Tasuki: AAAAAAAAAHHHH HELP!!!!
Miaka: I'll save you!!! ::Miaka pounds Nakago's face in::
Nakago: Hey! That wasn't supposed to happen! Jackie: heehee
Suboshi: WE JUST HAD SEX!
Jackie: ::turns red:: eeh!
Suboshi: AMIBOSHI AND MARCI ARE NEXT!!
Pamela: TIMES UP! ::SPITS LOOGIE:: MARCI YOU'RE NEXT! WHAT DOES JACKIE LIKE TO DO TO MEAT?
Marci: she likes to spank it.
Pamela: RIGHT RIGHT ON AND SINCE AMIBOSHI IS THE ONLY PERSON LEFT, HAVE SEX WITH HIM!
Marci: YES!!!!!!
Amiboshi: YES!!!!
Pamela: COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE THE BLUE TEAM!