This one-shot started out in a conversation between myself and Funakounasoul. And it started on granola bars..."

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(Koyomiko, Yomi, and Tomo are sitting on a couch, watching Funakounasoul on TV)

Funari: Mmmm...Granola bar…

Announcer: This random moment was brought to you by Granola bar! It's healthy!

Funari: AND it has yogurt!

Yomi: Must go buy now! (zips out to go buy some)

Tomo: No willpower at all...

Koyomiko: Yay! Granola bars are yummy! (zips out, too)

Tomo: (hangs head, sweatdrops) why must I live in a health nuthouse?

(A few minutes later, Yomi and Koyomiko come back, holding three granola bars)

Yomi: Here, I got one for you (hands Tomo a granola bar)

Tomo: ah, oh well, better than nothing (takes it, opens up package, and shoves half the bar in her mouth)

Tomo: Hey, fis ish atually fetty good...

Koyomiko: Now Mama likes granola bars, too! (jumps up and down happily)

Tomo: (swallows granola bar) Oh, um, Yomi...when I picked up Koyomiko from daycare today, um...

(Yomi looks at Tomo questionably)

Tomo: They told me she learned a new word...

Yomi: Oh? What is it...?

Tomo: well, it wasn't actually a word, it was more of a thing, actually...

Yomi: Well? Just tell me already!

Tomo: It starts with 'F' and ends with 'U-C-K'

Yomi: ...

Yomi: ...

Yomi: ...(eyes go wide)

(Tomo bursts out laughing)

(Tomo rolls on the floor, she's laughing so hard)

Yomi: (trying to not choke on her bar) ...!!

Yomi: Wait...Did you just...

Tomo: She... bwahahahahahahaha!!!

(Tomo tries to breathe)

Yomi: ...

Tomo: She learned something new alright…

Tomo: Koyomiko, what did you learn that starts with "F" (snickers) and ends with (snickers again) "U-C-K"?

Koyomiko: Fire Truck!

Yomi: ...(faints)

(Tomo can't hold back anymore, and begins to laugh hard again)

Koyomiko: ...What's so funny? (continues eating granola bar) I don't get it...

(Tomo finally regains her composition, and sits up)

Tomo: You'll understand when you're older (pats Koyomiko's head)

Yomi: ...(twitch)...

Announcer: This one-shot was brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 69!

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Author's notes: Special thanks to Funari for that last line.

OK, you may have noticed that this is not listed as "Completed". That's because they're will be more one-shots being posted here. They're going to be from Azumanga Daioh Returns, but they will be scenes that didn't quite make it into the story, but are funny nonetheless.

Will be posting some more here as well!

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