Roxas Goes to the Supermarket to Buy Apples

Roxas Goes to the Supermarket to Buy Apples

By Twilight Hikari

One day, Roxas was sitting next to his good friend Namine.

"Hello Namine." said Roxas.

"Hello Roxas." said Namine.

"Are you hungry Namine?" asked Roxas.

"Yes, Roxas." replied Namine.

"Do you want some apples?" asked Roxas.

"Sure Roxas." said Namine.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have any apples." said Roxas.

"You should buy some." Namine said sadly.

"Okay." said Roxas.

Roxas got up. He headed toward the door. He opened the door. He walked out the door. He closed the door behind him.

As Roxas headed down the street, he saw a dog. The dog was sitting. The dog barked at Roxas.

"I'm sorry little doggy, but I don't have time to pet you. I have to go to the supermarket to buy apples for my dear friend Namine." Roxas explained to the doggy. The doggy barked sadly.

As Roxas continued down the street, the supermarket came into view.

"Hello supermarket." said Roxas.

"Hello Roxas." said supermarket.

Roxas walked into the supermarket. There was food in the supermarket. The food was on shelves. Not the floor.

Roxas walked down the aisles to the produce section.

"Hmmm... Where are the apples?" Roxas wondered out loud.

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READ CHAPTER TWO NEXT WEEK! ROXAS FINALLY FINDS THE APPLES! BUT, HOW WILL HE PAY FOR THEM??

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Thanks for reading! We really appreciate you putting up with the apparent childishness of this fic. To get the full humor of it, you have to read between the lines a little bit. Like, did you notice that Roxas offered Namine apples when he didn't have any? Okay, lame example, but it'll get better. At least WE think so! ;)

Twilight Hikari

BTW, we don't own KH. If Twilight did, there would Akuroku drooling everywhere. If Hikari owned it, Sora and Kairi would have made out- at least once! ALLADIN AND JASMINE GOT TO!! .;;;

13 of them!! 13 of them I tell ya! And not a waffle in sight!! Senile Sora